My First Congregation- A couple conservative hard cores that
really ran the show that were surrounded by useless Yes men. The so called
supporting elders were usually first generation converts which seemed odd. I
guess lonely weidos like the power. I think as a whole the congregation really
doubted the sincerity of the elders and no one wanted in the club. The joke
really was on them. They dfed an entire generation of kids and now this
congregation that to merge with another one due to skrinkage.
There was one particular elder that couldn’t go a single
meeting without making notice of one of the batshit crazy doctrines of the
WTS. ( Blood, dfing, GB ) . I actually
don’t think he really know anything about the bible outside of WTS propaganda. He really scared me.
My Second Congregation- Small rural congregation. Head elder
was a drunk and the rest were doing their mission work. Six months to a year in
and leave. Most were single and the
prospects of getting laid were slim to none. Pretty liberal bunch though. Once they
realized you were only there for family reasons they just left you alone. Once they realized you had a pretty good
theological grasp of the bible anything bible related was kind of avoided. I
think there was a warning about me placed in my new congregation about not studying
the bible with me.
One of the elders actually had his 12 year old daughter
enrolled in dance and figure skating. I thought that was kind of weird. Once we
were having a social and one of the elders ( I think accidently ) referred to Baptist
youth group as “ those Christian kids “. There was a bottle drive in the
neighbourhood earlier that day. Too funny.