Just bring a bible up to the platform and randomly quote verses and make stuff up total improv style. All public talks are complete shit anyway. You could be a one man’s whose line is it anyway. The average JW won’t even know the difference.
Clambake
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Why do you still give talks?
by 1tMakesNoSence inassuming you are still sitting there because of circumstances.
why do you still give/don't give talks?i ask this because i have to give talk no.
3: love and obedience bring happinessnwt p. 26 4-6 (5 min.
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I had breakfast with 50+ JWs on Sunday
by zimunzucz inwe pulled into a hotel parking lot saturday around 6pm on the return leg of a wonderful family vacation to new england - an then fate stepped in---a man in a suit got out of a car with the rest of a picture perfect family.
i immediately noticed all the name tags--- and my blood pressure spiked 50pts- damn!!
i was booked in a 4 story hotel full of jws-- the only time they took off the name tags was in the swimming pool- they were so proud of themselves.. at 6:30 am the hot water went cold in the wife's shower- what do you expect on the 4th floor when a herd of jws is trying to get ready at the same time?
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Clambake
I love ask them completely dumbfounded and quietly ask "Do you know what the understand of the faithful slave is this week ? " and I do it totally serious. Just like I am cheating on an exam.
You should see some of the looks I get.
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Watchtower now Proudly Promoting the DIVINE Jesus
by FusionTheism inthe revised nwt has a footnote on john 1:1 showing that "a god" means "divine.".
also, their other publications are now much more boldly referring to jesus as divine:.
jesus--the way, the life, the truth (2015), page 306-307:.
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Clambake
I think once you read the entire book of John it is pretty clear the author believed Jesus was the angel of the lord of the old testament. A figure that claimed with be with god and also be god.
The I AM statements and the burning bush of the old testament, No one has seen the father only the begotten son, the Pharisees wanting to kill him for his claims, They way of quotes from the old testament are used.
Yes, the author of John believed Jesus was a god like a very important person. I swear you have to be a freakin retard to be a JW sometimes.
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Malawi CRAP in April 15 2015 Watchtower
by Marvin Shilmer innear the top of page 15 in the april 15, 2015 watchtower shows a photo of the malawi congress party card made the center of jws being severely persecuted in malawi in the 60s, 70s and 80s.
the lie is furthered in this watchtower article is that the whole issue was over jws refusing to involve themselves in politics.
readers who want to know the whole story of what caused this persecution are invited to consider evidence in the following article presentations: .
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Clambake
Yeah
That’s all the people of Africa need. Symbolic stands against dictatorships with orders given from one of the most free and wealthy nations on earth.
No need for hospitals, orphanages, feeding programs . Whatever makes a good headline.
Morally bankrupt parasites.
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Parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son
by AndersonsInfo inhttp://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/06/11/19/06/parents-under-fire-for-failing-to-allow-lifesaving-blood-transfusion-to-terminally-ill-son.
there is a video that can be seen at the above link that is worth watching.. the andersons.
7:10pm june 11, 2015 parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son.
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Clambake
When a JW lets his child or tries to let his or her child die over a blood transfusion it makes me think of Moloch and the Canaanites from the old testament.
Whenever I hear one of messages from the GB, I literally get chills like I am listening to Satan himself.
Pretty hard not to believe in god when looking straight into the face of evil.
Azor..........................there is nothing wrong with your post. Thank you for sharing.
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Parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son
by AndersonsInfo inhttp://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/06/11/19/06/parents-under-fire-for-failing-to-allow-lifesaving-blood-transfusion-to-terminally-ill-son.
there is a video that can be seen at the above link that is worth watching.. the andersons.
7:10pm june 11, 2015 parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son.
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Clambake
I wonder if stuff like tests a person adherences to atheism.
I view people who do stuff like this the moral equalivant of abortion doctors, or the guards in WW2 who operated the death camps.
There is something that is so supernaturally evil about cases like this.
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Disfellowshipping Image
by naazira inthis photo can be found in the april 15 , study edition article titled:.
why disfellowshipping is a loving provision.
just by looking at this image we can see how quickly the barrier between the congregation and former member is put up, after the announcement that this sister is no longer one of jehovah's witneses.
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Clambake
How much of the meetings now are actual bible study or just batshit crazy JW religious doctrine.
I don’t attend anymore but it seems to be an endless loop of disfellowing, 1914, book of revelations, parables that are actually prophecies, bashing Christians, more time more effort in the meetings and field service, GB idol worship.
Ask a JW to explain the theme of the Book of Romans or the Gospels ………..no clue.
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Do JW elders perform exorcisms?
by QuestioningEverything inwhat if a person is thought to be possessed and nothing suspicious is found in their home, ie books, yard sale stuff, smurfs, etc..., will the elders perform an exorcism?
have any of you ever heard of a person getting exorcised?.
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Clambake
Sorry for the bump
I read what Blondie wrote but still don't understand the WTS official line on exorcism.
We are not suppose to do it , so what happened when a JW is possessed by a demon.
Take them into field service ?
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King of the Hill
by Clambake inlately television has really bored me so i have turned to youtube on the apple tv.. man, this show is hilarious.
i knew it was funny when it was on the air but it seems to get better with time.
or maybe i am getting older and beginning to see a lot of hank hill in myself.. any fans ??
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Clambake
Lately television has really bored me so I have turned to youtube on the Apple TV.
Man, this show is hilarious. I knew it was funny when it was on the air but it seems to get better with time.
Or maybe I am getting older and beginning to see a lot of Hank Hill in myself.
Any fans ??
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This is a topic I am going to kill with my opening post.Why haven`t the Major religions of Christendom exposed J.W.`s as the true Apostates
by smiddy ini am initially thinking of the major religious institutions of christianity , catholic ,many branches , church of england , and the major protestant religions , too numerous to mention here.. after all their is 40,000 plus christian religions in the world today ?so obviously j.w.`s are not the only false religion .. so my real question is really , to do with the mainstream christian religions , why are`nt they more aggressive in their condemnation of the jehovah witness religion for their obvious failings ,flip backs ,contradictions ,prophecy`s that never eventuated , end of the world predictions ,re-inventing their past history , even distancing themselves from their past history , and their founding members , such as c.t.russell and j.f.rutherford whose policies they now reject... they need to get on board and bleed it for all it`s worth .. smiddy .
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Clambake
Sorry
To be fair to Brother Jeramy I grew up in a town that was about 20 % Plymouth Brethen and they are literally more ruthless than the JWs. Lets say you were a husband and got disfellowed, the elders would be over later that day moving your wife and children to another house.
Plus they take that whole " Separate from the world " thing pretty dam serious. In 20 plus years I don't think I ever really shot the breeze with one of them. The funniest thing is when a new family would come to town and just figure some sunday morning they would try out their church. A couple elders would meet you at the door and ask you to leave. They are literally the most miserable dickheads on the planet.