The ironic part of all this is that they try to model themselves after the ancient israelites. The ancient israelites had many festivals through the year such as the Festival of Booths etc. These are compared to modern day assemblies and conventions, yet conventions today could hardly be compared to festivals with their sack lunches and boring droning symposiums. They were times of rejoicing, eating, relaxation, lively music and worship. Why do not JWs today follow that example and actually schedule something fun and engaging?? Maybe it would help them retain some youth, if they had ANYTHING to look forward to. Instead its you CANTs! You cant celebrate birthdays, holidays, play school sports, have hobbies, have non JW friends, have a boy/girlfriend, go to parties, vote in class elections, eat that cupcake, have gifts on a certain day, have a life saving medical treatment etc. What is that replaced with? Nothing. Do the math