Post Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics

by APieceOfShitNamedTate in

@0:53 - "she got dishes, she got fish sticks and snacks/got it ready for the willy, got a chicken in the back.".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krp_fqcmsva .

jwleaks

R.E.M.’s Losing my Religion: “Let’s pee in the corner / Let’s pee in the spotlight”

Or maybe I was just thinking of taking the piss out of the Watch Tower and shining a spotlight on the JWs.

https://youtu.be/xwtdhWltSIg

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Again, thank you Amber Scorah

by newsheep in

this week alone this lovely person has been on bbc, late night comedy show, and now i read about her in toronto's globe and mail log inadchoices.

opinion.

i was raised a jehovah’s witness.

jwleaks

And again... I second that. Thank you Amber.

Steven “JW Leaks” Unthank

www.jwleaks.org

www.saysorry.org

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Convention 2019: Children told don't form emotional attachment to pets!

by Nathan R. Koppe in

i have just heard from a visitor to the jehovah's witnesses convention for 2019, that they have been told; 'not to form an emotional attachment to their pets, as animals don't have feelings anyway'.. well, that should break a few children hearts!👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🥴 😭 💔.

my orignal topics are at.

further info:.

jwleaks

“Thou shalt have no other dogs before me.” - Jehovah Dog

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In Honor of Darkspilver---German---Mega Secret File Folder!

by Atlantis in

jw
friends

i was asked to put together a large file folder for the german exjw friends, who wish to honor darkspilver.. .this is for him..

.----------------------------------------------------.german mega secret file folder..nearly all of this folder is in the german language.

there are also some english files included..elder manuals in 32 languages..german awakes.german bibles.german body of elders letters.german forms.german manuals.german invitations.german golden age.german kingdom ministry.german meeting workbooks.german newer books.german newer brochures.german yb.german tracts.german older books.german older brochures.german older tracts.german russell books.german rutherford books.germon photo-drama.german tabernacle shadows.german studies in the scriptures--1-7.german 2019 shepherd the flock of god.german talks.german watchtowers.download--5.6 gigabytes when unzipped.

jwleaks

Danke dir.

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Rappin' for Jesus

by Simon in

"how do we appeal more to the 'youths' ...".

"... i know - we'll do a religious rap !".

"kids love that shit ...".

jwleaks

Is that Tony Morris III in the background doing the Macallan?

When I dance they call me Macallan
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me
They can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me
Chant with me
And if you're good, I'll take you home with me

Move with me
Chant with me
And if you're good, I'll take you home with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macallan
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macallan
Hey Macallan

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Australian ABC News article on JW incest victim

by shepherdless in

i am surprised nobody else has posted this yet.

a lot of people in aust will read this.. “incest victim turned lawyer speaks out on reporting violence and sexual abuse”.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-08/incest-victim-to-honours-law-graduate-shelly-triumph-over-abuse/10978530.

jwleaks

Well done Shelly. All the best.

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Calif. Senator Hill's bill, SB 360, passed Public Safety Committee - It removes penitential privilege exemption

by AndersonsInfo in

california senator jerry hill's bill, sb 360, passed the public safety committee at the capitol building in sacramento, california, this morning without opposition.

out of eight senators in the committee, three senators excused themselves, and five voted for the bill.

http://calchannel.granicus.com/mediaplayer.php?view_id=7&clip_id=6064&fbclid=iwar2adhuxflh8m6qz9nxjqaoulyyxyahx6b0wctzijphaajav_9dnddpq29i move the time marker to 57:20 where the discussion of sb 360 starts.. senate bill 360 requires clergy to report child abuse and neglect under any circumstancess.

jwleaks

http://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201920200SB360

SEC. 3.

Section 11166 of the Penal Code is amended to read:

11166.

(a) Except as provided in ~~subdivision (d), and in~~ Section 11166.05, a mandated reporter shall make a report to an agency specified in Section 11165.9 whenever the mandated reporter, in ~~his or her~~ their professional capacity or within the scope of ~~his or her~~ their employment, has knowledge of or observes a child whom the mandated reporter knows or reasonably suspects has been the victim of child abuse or neglect. The mandated reporter shall make an initial report by telephone to the agency immediately or as soon as is practicably possible, and shall prepare and send, fax, or electronically transmit a written followup report within 36 hours of receiving the information concerning the incident. The mandated reporter may include with the report any nonprivileged documentary evidence the mandated reporter possesses relating to the incident.

...

(d)(1)A clergy member who acquires knowledge or a reasonable suspicion of child abuse or neglect during a penitential communication is not subject to subdivision (a). For the purposes of this subdivision, “penitential communication” means a communication, intended to be in confidence, including, but not limited to, a sacramental confession, made to a clergy member who, in the course of the discipline or practice of his or her church, denomination, or organization, is authorized or accustomed to hear those communications, and under the discipline, tenets, customs, or practices of his or her church, denomination, or organization, has a duty to keep those communications secret.

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

jwleaks

I found this in the January 1, 2010 issue of The Watchtower magazine about Tony...

Keeping Alcohol in Its Place

TONY, mentioned in the opening article, could have enjoyed a very different life—if only he had faced up to his drinking problem. However, because he seemed to be able to consume many drinks without obvious symptoms, he believed that he was in control of his life. Why was his self-assessment so faulty?

His judgment was skewed by excessive alcohol consumption. Whether Tony realized it or not, the very organ that monitored his physical, mental, and emotional condition—his brain—was malfunctioning when it was overloaded with alcohol. The more he drank, the less capable his brain was of accurately evaluating his condition.

https://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20100101/Keeping-Alcohol-in-Its-Place/

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SaySorry.org | AUSTRALIA | By Steven Unthank and Lara Kaput | National Apology to Victims and Survivors of Institutional Child Sexual Abuse

by jwleaks in

summary and blog about last years national apology and the attendance by victims and survivors of jehovah’s witnesses.. personal account by steven unthank and lara kaput.. https://saysorry.org/2019/03/31/national-apology-to-victims-and-survivors-of-institutional-child-sexual-abuse/.