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  Apologize to a cow

  by Elsewhere in

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  we believe that every red-blooded american can feel a lot less guilty about eating those bovine friends of ours if they just apologize to a cow.. we understand that not everyone has a farm nearby, so we are here to help!.

  if you would just read the below apology then sign your name and give a short personal message to the cow, we will print out the list of all the people on the apology and read it to a real live cow!.

  it's just that simple!.

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  nathan you are so funny

  i can't apologize because i'm not sorry. Hey Cows- you are delicious!!
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  Hi! I just got here...

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  yup...just got here and already jumped in for a few posts....hope yall're all okay...my life's been a little sucky lately, but things are perkin' up....getting the detritus out of my life and takin' a new path where work is concerned....is everyone here an active jw or what?.

  frannie b

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  hi frannie! welcome to the jungle. keg's in the garage.
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  How Do You Enjoy Driving When You Visit The UK?

  by Englishman in

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  ..i'd hate to have to have one of these stuck on my car:.

  englishman.

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  “Look kids. Big Ben. Parliament!”

  and fyi hamas, i drive a stick shift. come to think of it, i know few people who prefer, much less own, an automatic.
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  Anyone here like jogging?

  by Elsewhere in

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  i started several weeks ago and all i can say is wow!

  what they say is true... it is very adictive.

  the natural high is amazing.

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  this would be dangerous.
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  What's for dinner?

  by sunshineToo in

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  how do you decide what to have for dinner?

  i need to get more ideas.

  so what are you having for dinner tonight?.

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  tonight i'm making roasted garlic pork loin, rosemary baby red potatoes, and caesar salad.
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  This is the Farkel I know..

  by avengers in

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  farkel

  re: caught in a web of lies.

  post 5271 of 5488. since 14-mar-01.

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  Six. I choked on my yogurt. Anybody know the Heimlich?
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  Spells, Wiccans, and Witchcraft

  by SpunkyChick in

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  i just returned home from a nightmarish trip to chicago.

  i came in peace, and was shit on by my aunts and a cousin.

  what they did was unforgivable.

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  yeah- whatever, lawrence. you're cut off.

  so Sixy- how you doin'?
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  Spells, Wiccans, and Witchcraft

  by SpunkyChick in

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  i just returned home from a nightmarish trip to chicago.

  i came in peace, and was shit on by my aunts and a cousin.

  what they did was unforgivable.

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  mmmm thanks, daddy-o. let's kick it with a tasty groove.
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  Spells, Wiccans, and Witchcraft

  by SpunkyChick in

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  i just returned home from a nightmarish trip to chicago.

  i came in peace, and was shit on by my aunts and a cousin.

  what they did was unforgivable.

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  Solid.
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  Goodbye to the Board

  by dedalus in

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  im leaving the board, and am compelled to announce it.

  but there are a few things i want to say first -- some recollections that (perhaps incongruously) seem germane to my leave-taking of jw.com.

  1) my first post was also my first thread, written in the summer of 2000 (on h2o, actually).

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  We are the hero of our own story.
  --Mary McCarthy

  goodbye, dedalus. I'll miss you.

  riz