Posts by riz

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website that will shatter everything about the Jehovahs Witnesses

by watchmanofephraim in

http://watchmanofephraim.tripod.com/

go to this website, take a little time to read what is on it, and it will tell that eveything that the witnesse have been doing since the very day they started has had nothing to do with the god of israel.

so dont feel anyway bad when any of you leave this lieing institute, they are responsible for more spiritual and literal deaths on this earth than any of the orginisations they slag off.

riz

Nathan

you've always been on my top 5 favorites list. such a funny man.

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Peterson verdict being announced!!!

by Billygoat in

at 3 pm central time today on msnbc.

i know it's really fast, which has me a little worried.

i hope we don't have another oj fiasco on our hands.. andi

riz

back to teejay's original question, i agree with avishai. i think most people were interested because a pretty man killed his pretty wife.

if scott and laci were your average not-so-nice-to-look-at couple i don't think there would have been much media attention. i don't know about you but i can't remember the name of the guy who did the exact same thing to his wife last year. i think many people have a perception that pretty people have perfect lives so why would this guy kill his beautiful wife?

hundreds of kids are murdered by their parents every year. who made international headlines while other kids are just a small blip on the radar? jonbenet.

andi, i know you are an exception but let's face it. humans are shallow.

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friend

by teejay in

jw
friends

what's your definition?

how would you define the word... the person you'd refer to by that word?

what *is* a friend?

riz

((((((XW)))))))

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friend

by teejay in

jw
friends

what's your definition?

how would you define the word... the person you'd refer to by that word?

what *is* a friend?

riz

hi XW! thanks for saying that- it feels good to hear that i was missed

it's good to see you again too! i would like to apologize to you for the comment i made last week about half of the country's heads being up their asses. i was upset that day and i think i hurt your feelings. i'm sorry.

SP- yeah i figured you would like that little gem too

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Do you like to get drunk???

by Confucious in

jw
friends

been going through a lot lately.

feeling the depression creeping in every once in awhile.

who here likes to pound back a few beers???

riz

yes. whenever possible.

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I'm not drunk!!!

by Dirt Rocker in

i'm not drunk!

i had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my .

wife insisted i empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... .

riz

that reminds me of a funny fruitcake recipe

Fruit Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle whiskey
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the whiskey to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.Sample whiskey.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp sugar. Beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Try another cup. Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the flied druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check the tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a fick.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something.
Whatever you can find.
Whisk the checky
Greash the oven and piss in the tridge.
Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl through the damn window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

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friend

by teejay in

jw
friends

what's your definition?

how would you define the word... the person you'd refer to by that word?

what *is* a friend?

riz

hey teej!!

i stopped posting after i had a little scare last year. how retarded is it that in 2004 a person has to worry that their family will shun them for the most trivial shit?

so long story short, i decided i'm a big girl and if someone has a problem with me, they can go ahead and pucker up because i can't be bothered with their silliness.

missed ya.

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