Winston, Thank you for sharing this.... um...so many jokes not enough time:
Why Your Inner Voice Needs Safeguarding “Some have preferred to live a life of sensuousness.”….COME AGAIN???
How to Train Your Conscience “ We need assistance to train our conscience. We would not trust men to do this, Jeremiah 10:23. We would not listen to self help guides. They always change. What is 'in' one day is 'out' the next. How can you trust these ones when they change their mind so easily?” Um….Do we need to get a mirror for these fools? Did they really say that?
"Clean From the Blood of All Men" - How So? If you saw a car crash happen in front of you and kept driving because you didn't want to be late for a sports game, and later learned that people died in that crash, could you be free from bloodguilt? No. If you don't want to get put out by having to help in order to do your personal things it is shameful and you would be bloodguilt.
Oh…wow…so how come they didn’t use the example of driving to the meeting and witnessing an accident…because you’re not supposed to miss a meeting…therefore you’d not be blood guilty? OH!
This brings us to the matter of counting time in the ministry. Have you noticed how everyone seems to have a different way of counting it? When someone asks us how we count our time, do we tell people, or do we direct them to the Organised book on page 87 where it advises on this subject.
Oh Lord…why do we count time? THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Do Not Wound the Conscience of Your Brother! Those who are strong must(?) adjust their behavior to suit those who may be weaker….but in the same talk…We should not demand that people change their conscience to match ours. We should not dictate to others what they should do on things that are not expressly stated in the scriptures. We must be mindful that just because we can do something shouldn't necessarily mean that we should, especially if those who have weaker conscience might be upset.Sorry not to be cruel, but I got tired of baby-sitting folks conscience.
Follow Your Spirit Directed Conscience Weddings. We do all things for God's glory. When a couple are making arrangements for this, they should always keep Jehovah in mind. They would of course want to use a Kingdom Hall, because they love and are thankful to Jehovah as the originator of mariage. The husband would take the lead in the arrangements. There are no rules, but many have chosen to have a modest small occasion that focuses on praise of Jehovah.WTH???I am sorry, but what difference does it make?Employment and standard of living. Some have made changes because their work conflicts with Jehovah's standards. This may lead them to having a simple life. It can involve a change in thinking and a realisation that we don't need to work as much because Jehovah will look after us.Yes…he will…he will give us our retirement package that we have stored in heavenOur conscience should move us to shame, even if we take a false step in something small. Some may be habitually late to the meeting. Is this because of their schedule? No it is because of conscience. They are not guided by their conscience to show respect to Jehovah and their fellow brothers and sisters by being at the meeting on time.GASP! No they did not!!!
I should go to a SA just so I can make screwy faces!!!