Posts by Splash

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The WBATS has officially become a Fortune 500 company they are going public Monday buy your shares soon while they LAST!!!

by ADJUSTMENTS in

jw
friends

with the recent leak and viewing of the elders video on the new standard construction kingdumb halls the rank & file brobots have officially become employees of a billion dollar publishing and now real estate company, equipped with 7 ceo's and many businessmen as shrewd and as money hungry as any rival fortune 500 company.. the new kingdumb halls look like (i have to give it to them) expertly designed commercial properties that any major office, restuarant or commercial leasing company would package as a ultra versatile space!!!

the old kingdumb halls where a tough resale to the general public because of the custom designing aspects of the old kingdumb halls.

they have completely done away with that issue with these new versatile properties which can be converted to an office/restaurant/repair garage/clinic.

Splash

Stephen Lett tells us the 5 things we should do to help this arrangement. In order:

1. Simplify your lives so you can volunteer

2. Encourage others to do the same

3. Contribute monetarily

4. Keep preaching

5. Pray for this arrangement

Also... has anyone noticed... that Stephen Lett pauses... after every few words... which makes him sound... like a condescending buffoon.

I can't think of anyone else... who, try as they may... come across as so incredibly insincere... and ill equipped... to appear on camera... addressing millions.

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

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friends

i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Splash

Who can call it??

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

jw
friends

i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Splash

It amazes me that in one scene you have these bejewelled men, and in the next there are the impoverished conditions of brothers in Mozambique.

*** w13 8/15 p. 26 par. 13 Consider What Kind of Person You Ought to Be ***
"And what temptation materialism, power, and fame hold for the proud and for those inclined to make ‘a showy display of their means of life’!"

Well done Sam, you just scored 3 out of 3.

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Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

by Watchtower-Free in

alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

over 2 minutes of pranking .

as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

Splash

In other news, John Cedars has been found dead in an apparent suicide....

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

jw
friends

i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Splash

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

jw
friends

i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Splash

cantleave - It is NOT a Rolex. I have been collecting and trading in them for 15 years. It is a cheap watch in the style of a Sub.

What convinces you that it's a copy?

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Sam's watch

by Slidin Fast in

jw
friends

i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

(does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

yep it's his rolex.

Splash

Wouldn't it be illegal to buy a knockoff?

These guys are not 'knockoff' guys. It's the real $20k deal.

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2015/1/13/BOE!--Technical preparations for the 20l5 visit of headquarters representatives!

by Atlantis in

(from the source).

2015 january 13, boe.. .. re: technical preparations for the 20l5 visit of headquarters representatives.

.. click the link by the little blue arrow and nothing else.. .. https://www.sendspace.com/file/0g0mr0.

Splash

I thought they were just going to loop the deafsterbation video for an hour.

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EXPERTS ONLY! A Pop Quiz on (current) Watchtower teaching

by TerryWalstrom in

pop quiz on jw (current) teaching.

1. was jesus 2nd coming in 1914?.

2. is jesus 2nd (parousia) presence the same thing as his coming?.

Splash

I bet we're still closer than any active JW would be though :-)

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HAPPY VIDEO - EXPULSIONS?????

by The Searcher in

i'm not on facebook, so i can't verify this;.

just heard from a trusted friend that a bethelite who had posted a copy of the happy @ bethel video online, has pleaded with everyone not to copy and repost it - because "their lives at bethel are at stake"!!!.

anyone heard of threats being made at hq?.

Splash

Halfway down this thread Dismissing servant posted the comment I think you're looking for.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/77550006/watchtower-happy-bethel-music-video-united-nations-promotion?size=20&page=2

It's supposedly by bethelite Josh Chang. Like you, I've not seen it on FB.