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  The Theory Of Everything

  by 88JM in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  question: should able-bodied actors play characters with disabilities?.

  i got myself into a bit of a quandary over a discussion on a facebook group.

  it was partly based on this article in the guardian:.

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  Splash

  Rain man? Elephant man? 50 first dates? Monty Python having men play women?
  I also remember Sigourney Weaver playing an agorophobic.

  Where do you draw the line?

  Actors act. It's not 'toxic' in my opinion.
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  Eyebrows up!... Eyebrows down!...

  by Splash in

  1. social
  2. humour

  today... i'm going to talk to you..... about "sisters!!".

  now our dear sisters... have a place ... in god's organisation.

  they are not permitted to teach!.

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  Splash

   Welcome!

   Today... I'm going to talk to you....

   About "sisters!!"

   Now our dear sisters... have a place ... in God's organisation

   They are NOT permitted to teach!

   And they really mustn't gossip!

   But they ARE allowed to look pretty.

   Are you sisters doing all you can... To look pretty?

    Jehovah wants you to look pretty

  
   And so do the Governing Body!

   We especially like to see your ankles... As Isa 52:7 says... "How comely are the ankles of those bringing good news".

   Therefore, the Governing Body... will soon be appointing... an Ankle Overseer in each congregation

   We know... you dear sisters will work along... with this new arrangement

  
   It would not be proper... to resist the direction... of Jehovah's glorious chariot.

   So willingly submit... and get those goddam ankles out!

   Erm... I mean... Humble yourselves... before Jehovah God.

   And let your light shine before all old men, Oops, I mean "all men".

   HEY, YOU OVER THERE!!!! ARE YOU VIDEOING THIS???

   Yeah, what of it?

   Well F**** you
  
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  Putin the Pressure Up!

  by snare&racket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/05/nato-rapid-reaction-force-counter-russia-ukraine.

  http://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2015/02/08/russia-investors-on-war-watch-wednesday/.

  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/11397924/ukraine-crisis-europe-and-us-debate-how-to-handle-russia-live.html.

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  NATO should start flying planes all over his borders.
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  The WBATS has officially become a Fortune 500 company they are going public Monday buy your shares soon while they LAST!!!

  by ADJUSTMENTS in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with the recent leak and viewing of the elders video on the new standard construction kingdumb halls the rank & file brobots have officially become employees of a billion dollar publishing and now real estate company, equipped with 7 ceo's and many businessmen as shrewd and as money hungry as any rival fortune 500 company.. the new kingdumb halls look like (i have to give it to them) expertly designed commercial properties that any major office, restuarant or commercial leasing company would package as a ultra versatile space!!!

  the old kingdumb halls where a tough resale to the general public because of the custom designing aspects of the old kingdumb halls.

  they have completely done away with that issue with these new versatile properties which can be converted to an office/restaurant/repair garage/clinic.

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  Splash

  Stephen Lett tells us the 5 things we should do to help this arrangement. In order:

  1. Simplify your lives so you can volunteer

  2. Encourage others to do the same

  3. Contribute monetarily

  4. Keep preaching

  5. Pray for this arrangement

  Also... has anyone noticed... that Stephen Lett pauses... after every few words... which makes him sound... like a condescending buffoon.

  I can't think of anyone else... who, try as they may... come across as so incredibly insincere... and ill equipped... to appear on camera... addressing millions.
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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  Who can call it??
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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  It amazes me that in one scene you have these bejewelled men, and in the next there are the impoverished conditions of brothers in Mozambique.

  *** w13 8/15 p. 26 par. 13 Consider What Kind of Person You Ought to Be ***
  "And what temptation materialism, power, and fame hold for the proud and for those inclined to make ‘a showy display of their means of life’!"

  Well done Sam, you just scored 3 out of 3.
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  In other news, John Cedars has been found dead in an apparent suicide....
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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  cantleave - It is NOT a Rolex. I have been collecting and trading in them for 15 years. It is a cheap watch in the style of a Sub.
  

  What convinces you that it's a copy?
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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  Splash

  Wouldn't it be illegal to buy a knockoff?

  These guys are not 'knockoff' guys. It's the real $20k deal.