OK, now a serious question.
Mt 27:38 says "Then two robbers were put on stakes alongside him, one on his right and one on his left"
Picture that scene in your mind. How would it look?
Now read John 19:32-33 "The soldiers came and broke the legs of the first man and those of the other man who was on a stake alongside him. But on coming to Jesus, they saw that he was already dead, so they did not break his legs."
Question. If Jesus was in the middle, why does it say the two other wrongdoers were alongside each other, and that the soldiers 'came' to Jesus last?