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  If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?

  by Zoos in

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  cult flakes?.

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  (welcome to the height of intellectual thread topics.

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  Hopefully they will soon be toast.
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  Bygone Days of Old Bethel...

  by freemindfade in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  something occurred to me last night.

  people that made their pilgrimage to jw mecca (bethel) would often be excited about some silly things, i say silly because for those of you who were there or lived near enough to be involved in these things regularly they lost their magic.

  i am talking about on tours one of the most memorable things people talked about or looked forward to... lunch.

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  Which GB member recently complained that some families have been to Disneyland but not to bethel?

  What a disconnected twerp.
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  Watchtower Converts City Centre Office Block In Chelmsford UK

  by Petraglyph in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the international property development corporation moves into chelmsford:.

  jehovah's witnesses open 500k church in the heart of chelmsford.

  "the new kingdom hall is a visible presence right in the city centre.".

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  Splash

  Seems fitting that it was designed as a nightclub, what with all the flashing new light these days.
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  re construction halts. Go to Berean Pickets

  by umbertoecho in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  meleti has not been wrong so far.

  if anything he can be too cautious.

  have a read of his last post on a wt study this week past.

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  Splash

  My link (above) to the specific article is working again now.
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  It's not the same religion anymore.

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  that was a quote from a dyed in the wool jw recently.

  it was a complaint.. we all know that with 'new light(tm)' that the watchtower corporation's version of 'religion' has kept changing for a long time.

  since i remember.....and i go back a long way too.

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  Splash

  Some are so invested that even if the Society started putting idols in the KHalls, they would consider themselves at fault for questioning the GB.
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  Call For Children To Get Baptised From CO

  by freemindfade in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i've been pretty good at not going to meetings lately.

  yesterday i went for the co's last talks.

  older co. his last talk was absolutely shocking.

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  Splash

  Doesn't the sound box automatically record every meeting these days?
  
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  re construction halts. Go to Berean Pickets

  by umbertoecho in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  meleti has not been wrong so far.

  if anything he can be too cautious.

  have a read of his last post on a wt study this week past.

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  Splash

  I think you're referring to this
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  If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?

  by Zoos in

  1. social
  2. humour

  cult flakes?.

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  (welcome to the height of intellectual thread topics.

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  Splash

  When you discover TTATT - Cheerios.

  Not saying he was conceited, but Nathan Knorr only ever ate Special K.

  Cocopops - Looks and tastes like xxxx but still told it's good for you.

  Talibran.

  My elders are so old that at the breakfast table they hear Snap, Crackle and Pop, and that's before breakfast is even served.

  The GB have invented a new cereal called Biblepromisios. Basically it's an empty box.

  Because of his speech impediments, Stephen Lett has started eating Rice Lispies.

  Antony Morris misheard what was for breakfast, now he's banning Sugar Poofs.
  I think it's just so he can keep wearing his Tony the Tiger PJ's.

  They won't go anywhere near Mueslim.
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  AUSTRALIA – Artemis Legal launches inquiry into group and class action lawsuits against Jehovah’s Witnesses

  by jwleaks in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jehovah's witnesses - group action lawyers fighting for justice | artemis legal .

  artemis legal | watchtower claims.

  13 october 2015 .

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  Splash

  Congregations in Australia should expect more meeting items about simplifying their lives, increasing their donations, tax efficient giving, and pledge slips.

  Assemblies and conventions will suddenly become more expensive, per day.

  There will be reminders that publications are better in digital format than paper, and those still using paper publications will be shamed and mocked until they acquiesce.

  I think Australia and New Zealand are ones to watch in the yearbook statistics over the coming few years.
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  Call For Children To Get Baptised From CO

  by freemindfade in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i've been pretty good at not going to meetings lately.

  yesterday i went for the co's last talks.

  older co. his last talk was absolutely shocking.

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  Splash

  WT expect their shunning policies to continue unchallenged.

  When you can freely leave without fear and threat of losing contact with your family, then it won't matter that they are baptising children.