Posts by fakesmile

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Did You Expect To Live Thru The Great Tribulation & Never Die At All?

by minimus in

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i always had my doubts about that but i was at least hopeful that all would work out as they said.

i saw so many "faithful ones" who were true believers expire before they got the prize, that i started to think it probably wouldn't happen in my lifetime.. what a bunch of suckers, huh?.

fakesmile

yes and yes. complete with the dream of turning my back on my unbelieving dad being sucked into the ground. oh i wish i didnt just think about that

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just need encouraging words... elders came over and breifly stopped by to encourage me back to hall

by Butterflyleia85 in

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well i was kinda cut of gaurd when i saw them.

it was the two elders from the local congregation.

they said they just wanted to come over for encouragement to come back to the meetingsm one of the elders i knew me sence i was a baby and saw my son in my arms and asked how old he was.

fakesmile

YOU have the power to control you're future. YOU need no validation from anyone but yourself. YOU have to get in touch with your star player. youtube poor lil tink tink... kat williams

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What Are The Funniest Sitcoms That You Have Enjoyed?

by minimus in

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friends

i was watching the beverly hillbillies the other night and i have to say, the writing and the acting was terrific!.

another classic is all in the family.

loved that show!.

fakesmile

married with children. best memories with my pa.

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Were You Ever Comfortable Going From House To House?

by minimus in

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friends

because i was raised a witness, i don't think i was "uncomfortable" knocking on strangers' doors.

(weirdo).. but as i got older, i simply didn't want to bother anyone so i was at there door for no more than 30 seconds.

at the end i hated being there..

fakesmile

bad memories. i didnt like it but i went. actually the most uncomfortable part was all of the gossip from the older sisters.

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...saw this article in newspaper last week - and, in addition to it being a horrid tragedy, i couldn't help but wonder...i know in england (at least when i was registering my kids) some names were 'forbidden', but, as it didn't apply to me, i don't know which...but i've never heard of a lad called this before.

anyone else?.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-19048362.

fakesmile

aww, what a handsome kid. that is so sad. frown. and his parents likely thought they were scoring points with god which is sad too. they are probably double confused now. either that or they are gratefull that god accepted their sacrifice. ugh. im guessing only a witness would name their kid that.

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What's the difference between a JW and ...

by 00DAD in

what's the difference between a jw and ... a star wars fan?

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star wars fans understand it's all make-believe!.

fakesmile

the difference between a witness and the postman... postman delivers junk mail in rain, sleet, or snow. or i have i have respect for the postman. take ur pick.

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help a noob

by fakesmile in

i dont type much and i must have overlooked the intro thread so ill start with a joke.

a witness walks into a biker bar and proclaims that the owner of the demonic bike painted with skulls is has pissed god off.

that is about where the story ends.

fakesmile

rock on heaven im saving that. thanks everyone. ill try to keep my eccentricities in check. i must say that thre are some very insightfull and interesting posters on this site. im eating up a lot of the threads. it is truly a shame that so many ppl were not allowed to be themselves in the institution. like a chevy corvette governed at 110 mph, it is a travesty.

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Why would you make an 83 yr old woman go out in service????

by loosie in

i am trying to contact my mothers elders in riverside ca, because my mother doesn't talk to her family.

since that means at least 12 phone calls to various kh's i thought i'd start with my aunt to see what the name of the congegation is.

unfortunatly she didn't know.

fakesmile

I finally had to call the P.O. in my moms cong. I reminded him she needs the telephone tie-in, and that he and the hall could be held accountable for "bloodguilt", or law suits, if she and the other little old sisters drive over any school kids trying to "get thier time in".

nice. what was the response? not trying to jack the subject. my mom is 70 and full time pioneer in texas...HOT and HUMID. i am very concerned on her health(heart murmer). i wondered if a call to the cong would help anything. i concluded it would not.

to everyone experiencing the same i am sorry. i know how you feel.

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help a noob

by fakesmile in

i dont type much and i must have overlooked the intro thread so ill start with a joke.

a witness walks into a biker bar and proclaims that the owner of the demonic bike painted with skulls is has pissed god off.

that is about where the story ends.

fakesmile

thanks for asking, clarity. i was born in. homeschooled. and worst of all i paid close attention at the hall during my most formative years. i didnt pay attention in school cuz they were only teaching materialism... how to make success and other apostasies hence homeschool. got dunked @ 13 from peer pressure, i mean brotherly luv. was on the fence but DA untill a few yrs ago. found this site and i realised i was not the only one who felt that way. held witness beliefes for a long time but ultimately getting mind funked made me hate god. then i realized my anger is misdirected. ORGANIZED RELIGION is to blame. i am still not sure about god but im positive that he is not catholic, JW, moron, sorry mormon, anglican, etc. if anything from what ive read, he is a senior member of westboro baptist. lolz

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help a noob

by fakesmile in

i dont type much and i must have overlooked the intro thread so ill start with a joke.

a witness walks into a biker bar and proclaims that the owner of the demonic bike painted with skulls is has pissed god off.

that is about where the story ends.

fakesmile

i dont type much and i must have overlooked the intro thread so ill start with a joke. a witness walks into a biker bar and proclaims that the owner of the demonic bike painted with skulls is has pissed god off. that is about where the story ends. while being carted away on a streatcher a few magazines fell out of his pocket. he was credited for "placing" a few mags but had his privleges revoked for the time he spent in I.C.U.

just an eccentric born in, forgive please.

awesome bill from dasonville