lol. can we get a "night befo crimmis in the ghetto" poem?
fakesmile
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Timmy,s letter to Santa
by jam inhow is mrs claus?
i hope everyone, from.
the reindeers to the elves, is fine.
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fakesmile
and tv. killed the radio star. oh, well. not the therad but the bs they waste paper with. talk about bottom of the barrel.
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What being cheap costs us.. Fatal accident involving bus full of JWs
by pubtruth inthis happened about last week here in florida.
a bus carrying 32 jehovah's witnesses driven by a hired bus driver got lost on the way to west palm beach and crashed at the entrance of miami int'l airport.
dozens were injured and 2 passed away.
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fakesmile
but it was a tragedy because they were not all killed. did he say that? i think he said that.
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What being cheap costs us.. Fatal accident involving bus full of JWs
by pubtruth inthis happened about last week here in florida.
a bus carrying 32 jehovah's witnesses driven by a hired bus driver got lost on the way to west palm beach and crashed at the entrance of miami int'l airport.
dozens were injured and 2 passed away.
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fakesmile
in all seriousness this is not a tragedy.
Can you please explain? Does this mean the world is better off because we have two less JWs? Sure hope not...
not all deaths qualify as tragic... romeo and juliet was a tragedy. this was an unfortunate incident turned comedy because gods protection was expeced. what would they have said if only half of the people on the bus were worldly and all jws survived? it would have been quickley inserted into the convention as proof of jw protection. oh, how wonderfull.
also that they were probably treated more hospitably by the medics than they would have been by the witnesess.
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What being cheap costs us.. Fatal accident involving bus full of JWs
by pubtruth inthis happened about last week here in florida.
a bus carrying 32 jehovah's witnesses driven by a hired bus driver got lost on the way to west palm beach and crashed at the entrance of miami int'l airport.
dozens were injured and 2 passed away.
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fakesmile
thats it baltar. even jesus didnt trust his deadbeat dad when satan tempted him to jump.
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What being cheap costs us.. Fatal accident involving bus full of JWs
by pubtruth inthis happened about last week here in florida.
a bus carrying 32 jehovah's witnesses driven by a hired bus driver got lost on the way to west palm beach and crashed at the entrance of miami int'l airport.
dozens were injured and 2 passed away.
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fakesmile
and chaserious, in all seriousness this is not a tragedy.
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What being cheap costs us.. Fatal accident involving bus full of JWs
by pubtruth inthis happened about last week here in florida.
a bus carrying 32 jehovah's witnesses driven by a hired bus driver got lost on the way to west palm beach and crashed at the entrance of miami int'l airport.
dozens were injured and 2 passed away.
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fakesmile
yes, they do imply that witness are invincible. my aunt works the ghetto and is always talking about murders and drug busts in the territory. when i tell her that she is in constant danger she gives me the ol' pious, smug jw grin and says "nothing will happen". id make fun of her too if she got shot.
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What would Jesus do?
by Christ Alone inlet's not get into an argument over if jesus was historical or not.. i'd just like to know how you think the jesus of the 4 gospels would act and do things in our modern world.
who would he talk to?
what sorts of miracles would he perform?
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fakesmile
he would have been assassinated for preaching apostacy, such as peace, charity, love, etc.
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fakesmile
awesome. i was going to say that if jesus had a sense of humor, he would use it as a way to pick up chickas. "hey babe, i want you to wear this to think of me." or being a jew and not wanting to spend the money, he could always give her a "WWJD" braclet. im sorry, im drunk... and that is hilarious.
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Jesus the proto suicide martyr...
by mP inwhy couldnt god simply forgive the so called sin debt, why lower his standards and require human sacrifice....
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fakesmile
mrs. elaine. god created man. god created sin. god created everything. he set the rules but is also the impartial referee. he is the 1% betting on me and you to default on the mortgage. god is ben bernanke. hahaha