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  Whats at the end of the rainbow?...I Know!

  by OUTLAW in

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  simons thread on noah and the rainbow made me remember this experience.i must have been 7 or 8 at the time.we lived on an island in the pacific ocean,and storms would come and go.our home was right on the beach so we could see what ever happened there.anyway a storm had just past and the clouds had just started to break,and the sun came peaking through.this magnificent rainbow appeared.one end of the rainbow went miles and miles away from shore into the ocean horizon.the other end landed squarly in the yard on our beach.i couldn`t contain myself ,i had to find out what was at the end of the rainbow.so i ran outside and grabbed the clam digging shovel.with my shovel in hand,i ran to the end of the rainbow and started to dig.i dug as hard as i could and then i hit something.so i dug harder to get it out.finaly i had it,it was a rusted out bucket full of sand.ha-ha-ha!so how many people you know,got to actually dig at the end of the rainbow!...outlaw

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  None. The rainbow moves away from you to keep the refraction angle in the raindrops.

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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

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  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  We have two habitats of lock ness monsters. One in the okanogan lake, where they call it the ogopogo. Another in lake champlain, which i believe they call it nessie.
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

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  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Cygy

  See all of what in the canadian ballet?? Are you talking nudity? Have i been missing some of my canadian culture? Please tell.

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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Xpat

  Fumigate it. Just kidding, outlaw door to door peddling of all types and companies that use or promote those methods.

  Dubla It's been a coin for a few years now.
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Xpat

  Yes, larouche says the US is still controlled from britain. he he

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  An Interesting Dilemna Part 2

  by mindfield in

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  okay, okay, so this isn't really a dilemna.

  i just want to hear your thoughts on this.... it's co week here in our cong...(woohoo) and i haven't went to the kh for about a month.

  my sis told me she'd really like it if i'd come, maybe just for tonight, since it's special (cough, cough) and to sit with her and her hubby.

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  Fred

  I know a place that sells the best mj. I can get you some if you want. I don't think they have any at your hall.

  Satan
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  An Interesting Dilemna Part 2

  by mindfield in

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  okay, okay, so this isn't really a dilemna.

  i just want to hear your thoughts on this.... it's co week here in our cong...(woohoo) and i haven't went to the kh for about a month.

  my sis told me she'd really like it if i'd come, maybe just for tonight, since it's special (cough, cough) and to sit with her and her hubby.

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  Tell her you are willing to go, but you think you might have anthrax.

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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Metatron

  Pamela? Puberty should be hitting you soon =:)

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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  NN

  Not as much as the US spends on being the global cop. Isn't that fascism?

  Another one of our specialties is cheddar cheese.

  May you have cheese...

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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  NY

  Well, it's true that except for the above listed items, canada has basically sold out. We havn't been able to copy bill clinton, though, thank santa.

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