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  WAKE UP AND WATCH

  by RickA in

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  but of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven but my .

  we are commanded to watch!

  we are commanded to be ready!

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  Satanus

  Threats shmetz. Another newspaper eschatologer. I'm peeing my pants with laughter..ooops, i mean fear.

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  The No Subscription StopGap

  by metatron in

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  if subscriptions really are due to end in the u.s., i can see.

  certain advantages for the society:.

  1) they're having trouble getting more slave labor for bethel.

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  Satanus

  What about the great gobs of frozen truth water that is supposed to flatten all us opposers and the general population soon? What about those apocalyptic scorpions that are supposed to torment gnashing toothed opposers. It's getting harder to recieve any torment anymore. I think a wheel just fell off jehovahs speeding chariot.

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  OFFICIAL-WT&AWAKE SUBSCRIPTIONS NO MORE

  by lookin in

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  it is official in usa.

  the announcement was made at the service meeting.. letter read due to cost of postage...once your subsription expires it will not be renewed.

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  Satanus

  Are the waters of lifegiving truth drying up, or the apocalyptic scorpions making the asses of their senders sting? hahahaha

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  Elijah The Third , new face.

  by ElijahTheThird in

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  and takes a comfy chair.

  sets out a plate of great snacks and beverages with a nod of the head.

  (aint cyber space great!

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  Satanus

  >I have studied several of the top religions
  >I've read 20+ different bible translations and have been researching and re-searching the scriptures since I was 20
  >MT. 17:11

  I never presumed that you were. Considering the first two quotes above, i would say you could be, but then, more likely you aren't, as the knowledge collected would have exposed many biblical theological weaknesses. The other claims in the sociological fields, history and the claim of being religion free would indicate to me of your having moved beyond christianity. Yet you cite mt as an ending. Maybe you view the bible as just a piece of literature. Hmm I won't speculate further than that. Now its your turn.

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  Elijah The Third , new face.

  by ElijahTheThird in

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  and takes a comfy chair.

  sets out a plate of great snacks and beverages with a nod of the head.

  (aint cyber space great!

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  Satanus

  >hmmm name caller. *winks*,,,

  Are you calling me a namecaller? Care to explain?

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  Elijah The Third , new face.

  by ElijahTheThird in

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  and takes a comfy chair.

  sets out a plate of great snacks and beverages with a nod of the head.

  (aint cyber space great!

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  Satanus

  Elijah

  So, ya still a christian, eh?

  Satan
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  Wt Charter OnLine?

  by Satanus in

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  has anyone located the complete revised wt charter on the net, which would still be applicable?

  i have read fragments of it.

  one phrase declares the wt goal of worshipping jesus.. thanks ss

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  Satanus

  Has anyone located the COMPLETE revised wt charter on the net, which would still be applicable? I have read fragments of it. One phrase declares the wt goal of worshipping jesus.

  Thanks SS
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  I've given the matter a lot of thought...

  by teejay in

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  the ascending majesty of do you hear what i hear?

  is very beautiful in its own right -- hard to beat.. let it snow!

  let it snow!

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  Satanus

  TJ

  Good thread topic. I like the little drummer boy by the vienna boys choir a lot. There is even a jimmie hendrix version for those w rock in their heads. Greensleeves by loreena mckennit is a good one too.

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  Let me help you

  by JWMAN in

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  calling all lost sheep!

  it is not too late.

  i have been an observer of this site for some time now.

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  Satanus

  >our Lord Jehovah and his son Jesus

  Maybe JWMAN is AGuest rereborn.
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  Dear Brothers and Sisters

  by JWMAN in

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  dear brothers and sisters:.

  there is darkness in this world.

  many have e-mailed me with concerns and asking for help and advise.

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  Satanus

  Thanks for your generous offers, jwman.

  My darkness would be lifted considerably by means of a hefty infusion of money. I know it will only help for a while so, should you again feel generous at a later date, it could be repeated, and so on.

  Thanks in advance SS

  Ps Are you by any chance santa in diguise??