Posts by Satanus

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What Is The Most Absurd JW Belief or View?

by minimus in

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there are many silly doctines and viewpoints.. one of the strangest ones is the blood doctrine.. why anyone could logically accept this belief is beyond reason..

Satanus

Funny thread. 'Anual sex', omg.

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The UNFORGIVABLE Sin: What Is It?

by Cold Steel in

jesus said: .

verily i say unto you, all sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: but he that shall blaspheme against the holy ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

(mark 3:28-29).

Satanus

Can't say that i ever blasphemed holy spirit. The wt wouldn't recognize holy spirit. Its merely a word to them.

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Yerba Mate: Drink of the gods (not including Jehovah)

by JamesThomas in

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preface: jehovah's past exploits excludes him from anything that may benefited all of humankind.. .

please share your knowledge and experience of mate..

Satanus

Whats special about it?

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They released the names of the pilots on Asiana flight 214

by dazed but not confused in

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Satanus

Taw king hedz. Talking heads do what they do. I can't wait for robots take over their jobs.

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If you were on the Zimmerman jury, how would you vote? 2nd degree murder, manslaughter or innocent?

by UnConfused in

Satanus

The conspiracy theorists have been going on about govt plans for martial law and dentention camps and whatnot. Seems this could be the opportunity for the govt to try out all those preparations. Unless, of course, its all bunk, or the preparations are for use on white people, like whistle blowers and such.

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Posting smutty comments

by Simon in

it seems hardly a day can go by now without someone making a smutty comment and i really don't get it.. there is no need to interject talk of masturbation, sluts, gay sex or toys into every topic.

what are we, teenagers?.

please think twice before posting such comments.

Satanus

The 'f' word. Since there are now 2 'f' words, it might be better to just say fart, cuz us dirty old guys might think that you are referring to the other 'f' word;)

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Posting smutty comments

by Simon in

it seems hardly a day can go by now without someone making a smutty comment and i really don't get it.. there is no need to interject talk of masturbation, sluts, gay sex or toys into every topic.

what are we, teenagers?.

please think twice before posting such comments.

Satanus

From what i heard, in the downunder region, poof is a euphemism for homosexual. Not sure if poof would be a politically correct term to use for fart, for fear of offending a minority in australia;)

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