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  Oprah Prayed Before Interviewing Lance Armstrong....

  by shamus100 in

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  roflmao!!!

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  Oooops.

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  2013 District Convention God's Word Is Truth MP3 is ready!

  by OneDayillBeFree in

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  alright.

  so i got a sendspace and uploaded the whole thing except for the songs and morning music.. the link to all the mp3's is here!

  for some reason it starts with the last talk first but they're all numbered and titled according to the convention so it should'nt be too hard i hope.. do with them what you please, upload them to youtube, send them to friends & family, or just see how far you can stomach some of the "fine spiritual food that the faithful and discreet slave has prepared for us this year".. some key talks you might wanna listen to are 12 symposium: the truth sets us free, 16 believe inspired truth, not inspired error, 20 symposium: reject what is false!

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  Thanks for those. I'll save them for reference. Its a fast download, too.

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  Is Buddhism a religion of love ...? ... (raucous laughter)

  by fulltimestudent in

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  i quote from a web-page devoted to the dalai lama:.

  the heart of the buddhaforget all the fancy meditation practices, says his holiness the dalai lama, the real heart of buddhism is complete commitment to others.

  in this commentary on the way of the bodhisattva, he describes the awakened heart of the buddha, which is his vow to attain enlightenment for the sake of all sentient beings.. - http://www.shambhalasun.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=27&itemid=161 .

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  Thanks for the info. Do you think that buddhism is a religion, or is it so open that it could be called a philosophy? Of course, it depends a lot on how people follow it, i suppose.

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  How to act crazy enough not to have to go in FS or to meetings but not crazy enough to get committed to a mental health facility

  by hoser in

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  i was thinking if i acted a little off but not too far off the elders would tell me i'm not welcome in the door to door work.

  i wonder if this would work.

  there is a watchtower or awake article somewhere saying that a mentally ill person may be excused from the meetings and field service if his illness affected others.

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  You could detect demons in all the people in the hall, that you don't like. Tell people that you found demons in a bunch of your stuff. Have periodic bonfires where you attempt to burn those demonized objects. Envite elders and ms's. Tell them they can bring their own demonized stuff. Bringing marshmallows and wieners to roast would be a bad idea, as the demons could move into those. The people eating demoized food could in turn get demon posessed.

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  How to act crazy enough not to have to go in FS or to meetings but not crazy enough to get committed to a mental health facility

  by hoser in

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  i was thinking if i acted a little off but not too far off the elders would tell me i'm not welcome in the door to door work.

  i wonder if this would work.

  there is a watchtower or awake article somewhere saying that a mentally ill person may be excused from the meetings and field service if his illness affected others.

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  Satanus

  You could get yourself abducted by a ufo. There are a few movies that can give ideas of what the ships are like. Or, become anointed. Be sure to keep supporting the gb. You could oversupport them, if bs is something that you can do.

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  Former Long Time Elder: Why I am still in

  by James Jackson in

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  a customer on my route with whom i have had some lively debates was his number 1 complaint is that "the witnesses have so many rules".

  last month i agreed with on this issue.

  he asked why the change, i told him that i have been doing some soul searching.

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  Satanus

  When the frog has been in the near boiling water for so long, it thinks its a normal place to be. It can't percieve that being out of the near boiling water might give it and its tadpoles a better life. The escaped frogs try to help.

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  David Splane in Calgary Alberta July 1st for special talk

  by hoser in

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  i heard from a reliable source that governing body member david splane will be giving a talk in calgary where all the flooding was last week.

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  Satanus

  Oh yah, the insurance scam harvest. Its a chance for the society to make a few bucks.

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  Evolution is Crap, there I said it!

  by Crazyguy in

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  ok i started another thread and every one jumped on me because i was trying to take the theory of evolution out of the mix and most here seem to believe in it so i will just say it.

  the theory of major evolution is crap!

  the theory is falling apart.

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  Satanus

  Oops, sorry. That was qc - the one about darwins doubts.

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  David Splane in Calgary Alberta July 1st for special talk

  by hoser in

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  i heard from a reliable source that governing body member david splane will be giving a talk in calgary where all the flooding was last week.

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  Satanus

  Hope he does a walk on water. That would be really cool.

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  Evolution is Crap, there I said it!

  by Crazyguy in

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  ok i started another thread and every one jumped on me because i was trying to take the theory of evolution out of the mix and most here seem to believe in it so i will just say it.

  the theory of major evolution is crap!

  the theory is falling apart.

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  ' please don't expect me to just go read a book and then all of a sudden believe everything'

  Yet, there you are, believing and promoting this one book. Do you see that?

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