Why does JW.borg always have to bring up animals “licking their sexual and anal areas” ?
Well one fine Sunday ToMo and Fat Sanderson were sitting out front of Warwick quaffing a few Macallans when they spotted a dog licking his balls. Fat Sanderson asked ToMo, "I'll bet you wish you could do that!" ToMo replied, "I sure do. But I'm afraid if I tried to that damned dog would bite me!"
(Sorry if that offends anyone. Feel free to delete it if it does.)