Posts by FedUpJW

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JW Stumper Questions - List You Best Here

by pale.emperor in

hi guys.

sooner or later we're going to get a jw knocking on our door.

just like when we were jw's doing the knocking, it's good to have a question prepared to get them thinking about their own beliefs.

FedUpJW

Q: WHY do you serve "God"?

A: Because we love him.

Q: Is that your only reason?

A: Well he promised us a paradise. Resurrected loved ones. And to grow young forever

Q: So you admit you serve him for what you can get from him, just like the Devil said Job did?

A: No! We serve him out of love!

Q: So IF it is only out of love would you still agree to give up everything you have given up, serve him until you die, knowing full well that you would never have eternal life, or come back to life in a paradise, see any of your dead relatives and that THIS life was ALL there was?

Then watch there eyes glaze over and the internal conflict start!

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The 101 ways to use a Troll

by days of future passed in

after being around for a few years reading, then posting - i've realized the usefulness of trolls.

for 1. they expose what type of person they are.. 2. trolls are very good once you roast them.

many are not able to march up to the wt and give them a piece of our mind.

FedUpJW

It's fun to play along some times even when you know they are full of it.

One of my current favorites sports these days is to engage the JDubs I know in a "discussion" of current new light, and then just when they begin to concede that I may have a valid point...take the exact opposite side! I love to tweak them!

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What do you do when your Operating System is corrupted?

by stuckinarut2 in

i was just thinking of an illustration that may apply.. what do we do if our computer operating system is corrupted?

perhaps through a virus, or because of outdated or corrupted technology?.

do we hang on to that computer because of sentimental reasons?

FedUpJW

BUT, if we discover that the Operating System at the very core of our device is faulty, has a virus or is corrupted, we rid ourselves of that machine.

Or we could wipe the HDD and reinstall a clean OS. That would seem to be the better choice IMHO.

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Hi, all...I'm a faithful JW who is sick of lies about us

by James Donalds in

i was baptized 30 years ago and have been in the faith for over 35 years.. our organization isn't perfect.

but i'm sick to death of seeing stereotypes about us.

we are not mindless automatons.

FedUpJW

@ James Donalds

BULLS--T!!

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Do JWs Still Believe That Everything Pictures The “Anointed”?

by minimus in

jw
friends

it seemed like the society taught that somehow everyone and everything pictured the anointed class.

is that still the case?

?.

FedUpJW

Where the Scriptures teach that an individual, an event, or an object is typical of something else, we accept it as such. Otherwise, we ought to be reluctant to assign an antitypical application to a certain person or account if there is no specific Scriptural basis for doing so.

And yet they CONtinue to do just that!

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2005 Big Announcement (Disappointment)

by Fred Franztone in

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friends

i remember around 2005, there was an announcement made from the platform that in a few weeks time we would have to remain at the end of the sunday meeting for a big announcement, directly from the society.. i remember all the murmuring, people thought maybe this was going to be related to armageddon.

everyone was excited, people were speculating.

only the po in each congregation had any idea what was going on, and they were frequently pestered for information, but sworn to secrecy, which only hyped things up even more.. then the meeting came, anticipation was in the air, the announcement started, you could hear a pin drop.

FedUpJW

Has it been that long ago already?

Yes, I remember that well. I was gone that Sunday, building what turned into a profitable business. I was told in no uncertain terms that I could NOT have the new book, as it was released to those appreciative enough to be in attendance that morning. I had to wait. I am still "waiting". HAHAHAHA

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if pre 1975 you said "The system will still be here late 2017" what would be the J.W's reaction?

by karter in

jw
friends

one word for it.....apostate!

!.

FedUpJW

but that his own understanding was based on wrong premises."

And I would ask them, "Who, pray tell, promoted those wrong premises?

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You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

by FedUpJW in

i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

FedUpJW

I just checked it out and there is THREE pages of back and forth discussion about whether it is permitted for a JDub to eat a gingerbread man. Don't those bone-heads have something better to do...like maybe door knocking, or cart sitting or something?

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You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

by FedUpJW in

i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

FedUpJW

I know this is kind of trivial but I don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that Jehovah disapproves of. I checked the Watchtower library and I didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.

Good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are JDubs getting? I know...I know. I was there once too. Never able to use the God given ability to reason for myself! I think someone should tell the nit-wit that posed that issue on goofy jay double you talk that it is WRONG! After all it is a cookie made in the shape, well kind of, of a man. That is selfish CREATURE WORSHIP! And of course it is common for them to be made at the holiday time of year. So that is a governing body con-damned celebrating of the holiday! And then EATING it? Why that imitates cannibalism. Also con-damned! And we all KNOW that they never even attempted to drain any "blood" from the gingerbread man before devouring it!

i wonder how fast I would be banned/DF'd from that website for giving the above "advice" to the poor hapless moron who asked?

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Why do Jehovah`s Witnesses believe everything will be Hunky Dory after Armageddon ? I have news for them.

by smiddy3 in

they seem to think that all they will do is enjoy a carefree life with little or no concerns problems or worries whereas nothing could be further from the truth... according to the bible.. without trying to speculate on these concerns or problems during this one thousand year reign of christ jesus ,lets hear what the bible has to say about the end of his thousand year reign.. rev.20:7-10 satan is to be let out of his prison {as if he hasn`t done enough damage in 6000 years of roaming about in the earth at the same time fraternizing with jesus and jehovah in heaven} i digress.. and the reason he is let out of prison ,lo and behold ,is to mislead those nations in the four corners of the earth gog and magog to gather them together for the war.

{ here we go again ,armageddon didn`t solve anything we have to go through another one.

} 1000 years later.. now get this it`s not just some isolated little skirmish with a few hundred or even a few thousand dissenters ,as the bible states they number the sands of the seashore and they advanced over the breadth of the earth and encircled the camp {not a nation but a camp} of the holy ones.and the beloved city.. with that description it would seem the holy ones are in the minority and the opposes apparently were spread over all the earth.. so that description of the bible to me about jc 1000 rule does not appear to be one of living in a paradise , that is not on the agenda until after jesus christ 1000 year reign and only if you are lucky enough to survive another test/war of your loyalty after all you have gone through previously.. i wonder if this realization is one of the reasons why so many now are claiming to be of the anointed because as one of the other sheep you have to pass another test after the 1000 years of christ jesus rule whereas of one of the anointed on death now you go straight to heaven ..

FedUpJW

that is not on the Agenda until AFTER Jesus Christ 1000 year reign and only if you are lucky enough to survive another test/war of your loyalty after all you have gone through previously.

And who is to say that in another 1,000 years there won't be a third test, and a fourth in another 1,000 years and a fifth after that, and ... well we get the idea..