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  CO at assembly in Ohio repeatedly says great tribulation is "only minutes away"

  by LevelThePlayingField in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  snippets of two talks by co at ca and during his visit to a congregation in ohio.

  fear mongering at it's best.

  has anyone else heard their co say the same nonsense?.

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  FedUpJW

  "What if a law were passed saying you could no longer teach what the Bible teaches?" this goomer asks. Well Brother Goomer, I would still talk about the BIBLE (If one still believed it), I just wouldn't be so quick to spout the WT nonsense that has ZERO BASIS in the Bible! If one believed in God it would be no big thing to suffer for that belief, but I would be Goddamned if I would suffer for eight fat, old buzzards who have lived off the money and sweat of their mentally blind followers!

  And of course Brother Goomer had to throw in that bit about "We will all be terrified." Doesn't their Bible tell them, "Do not be afraid!" It was the fearful ones who failed!

  My parents and those of that [overlapping] generation would be disgusted with the limp-wristed, paper-assholed snowflakes populating the JDubs these days!
  
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  How Should Houses of Worship Protect Themselves Against Shooters?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  is there a way?

  these madmen go into soft areas knowing they only will have firepower to inflict their damage.

  i think people better start thinking ahead about what they can do to protect themselves..

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  FedUpJW

  Just lock the front door, depend on Brother Dumb-as-rocks to know exactly who is or is not a deranged mass shooter to open the door, and holy spit (spelling intentional) will protect you.
  
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  Some Religions Make Their Women Fat!

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sad but true.

  my ex-girlfriend was raised mormon.

  so i went to a couple of her church services.

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  FedUpJW

  So, why don't Witnesses disfellowship/shun those who eat fast food and are obese?

  Because they are just building bigger temples?
  
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  Congregation memorial stats

  by nowwhat? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  2 congregations met together attendance 355 which is close to exact number of combined publishers.

  only saw a couple of new faces.

  so it looks like once again the invitation work was a complete failure and relatives of jw's couldn't be talked into coming anymore!.

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  FedUpJW

  @FedUpJW, what was the purpose of the American Indian drinking the wine? Did he not know that he is not supposed to drink the wine? I am curious to know why he drank the wine.

  I sat directly behind him. He staggered in off the street at the last minute request of a "slightly" mentally off brother. The poor fellow could barely stand up or walk a straight line, and he reeked of alcohol. He was pretty well passed out for most of the ritual...until the wine glass came by. That perked him up, and of course what else would he do?
  

  I did kind of feel sorry for him, but it was funny nonetheless.
  
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  Congregation memorial stats

  by nowwhat? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  2 congregations met together attendance 355 which is close to exact number of combined publishers.

  only saw a couple of new faces.

  so it looks like once again the invitation work was a complete failure and relatives of jw's couldn't be talked into coming anymore!.

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  FedUpJW

  Declining attendance where I am. It was funny though that an American Indian sat in the front row and polished off the entire glass of wine before passing it on. Funniest part was watching goblet passer trying desperately to get it away from him.
  
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  If the meetings are so enjoyable and serving the big J is such a privilege...

  by HiddenPimo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  why is it that all of the friends show happiness and excitement when a meeting is cancelled?.

  no meetings week of memorial "what a blessing from jah!".

  bad weather - oh it's so nice to have a night off.

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  Why is it that ALL of the friends show happiness and excitement when a meeting is cancelled?

  I don't. But then again I am just screwing with them when I mention that THE BIBLE says we are to, "consider one another to incite to love and fine works, 25 NOT forsaking the gathering of ourselves together, as some have the custom, but encouraging one another, and all the MORE SO as you behold the day drawing near." Then I ask if perhaps the day is not so near as they keep claiming after all if we can cancel meetings? Then I get the "deer in the headlights looks" and they run away mumbling to themselves.
  
  
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  Review: revised Elder's manual, part 4 (final part)

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here's the cruel, uncomfortable and dehumanizing description of transport for disfellowshipped ones:.

  in cases of real need, the elders can determine wheth-er some assistance may be provided.

  such assistance would be viewed as similar to public transportation in that there should be no conversing with the disfellowshipped or disassociated person.

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  FedUpJW

  All publishers perform their ministry not in behalf of the congregation or any other organization.

  So, if it is their PERSONAL ministry, then they should all just tell the congregations or any other organization that wants a full accounting of their PERSONAL ministry to piss off!!
  
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  Would You Be Angry If You Were Maligned and Lied About Unfairly?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  people can’t understand why people like trump and cavanaugh literally get angry and upset over accusations that can ruin their lives.

  if i was falsely accused by a mob of something, i would be defending myself vigorously!

  i think it’s ridiculous when people criticize others for not just taking it.

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  FedUpJW

  but...But...BUT...maybe they are supposed to all act like the JDubs are told to. If you are wronged just consider the other person superior to yourself, turn the other cheek, believe that you are the one to blame for your own mistreatment, wait on God to fix it? Or should I be able to sit on my lazy ass and blame my misfortune on the person who worked his ass off to succeed?
  
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  Can you be disfellowshipped for getting abducted by Dogman / Bigfoot / Aliens?

  by John_Carter_1912 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  in episode 213 of "dogman encounters" jehovah's witness valerie grogan tells accounts of her, her mother, and her brother coming in contact with the dogman.. for those of you that don't know, the dogman is a werewolf-type humanoid creature.

  there are about 7 different types of them and vic cundiff has over 243 episodes of long interviews with people that have been in contact with them.. around the 4:45 mark, she says that her mother kept telling the elders that the creatures was out there but that the elders kept saying their whole family was demon-possessed and that they would disfellowship them.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ncvszwzue.

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  FedUpJW

  Can you be disfellowshipped if you are abducted by aliens?

  Only if you spend the night and engage in mutual "manipulation of the genitals."
  
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  Any ideas about what the ‘special’ talk is on Memorial Day?

  by Bubbles001 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the family are very excited because there’s a special interruption happening this friday which has supposedly only happened once before when rutherford announced jesus’ ruling in heaven.

  requires tuning into jw.org.

  meant to be this coming friday before the memorial.

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  FedUpJW

  Dear Brothers and Sisters...WELCOME to this SPECIAL morning worship boredcast (misspelled intentionally). We want to assure you that we the governing body "LOVE" you! This is a "special" boredcast because we now feel that this may be our last memorial with you "dear" Bruhh"-thers and SIS'-ters. We don't know, but it may be....

  ....in conclusion; please visit our website and take advantage of our "LUHH'-ving" provision for you to electronically donate.

  (If you can stand doing it picture Rubber Face Lett saying this)