Posts by FFGhost

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

What's weird (OK, additionally weird) about that 1968 picture is that one of the apostles listening does have a beard.

If your goal is to drive home the message "beards are bad" why draw one on a "good guy"?

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What are some of the weird teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses, past and present?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i just picked up a few from mark jones as follows:.

i see is that the vast majority of jws don't seem to understand what their religion actually teaches.. the more controversial or embarrassing doctrine - although still official doctrine that has never been rescinded - is just not talked about anymore in the magazines.

there are dinosaurs living on venus.https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/2fowhx/dinosaurs_on_venus/.

FFGhost

LOL - we are now 108 years removed from 1914.

I remember a CO I had in the 70's & repeated in the 90s. He always managed to worm in "we are now in the 80th year of Kingdom rule" (if the talk was given in 1994) or "82nd year of Kingdom rule" (1996), etc.

I imagine he is long since turned to dust, or if not then he is certainly retired, but I wonder if he would have had the nerve to say "108th year of Kingdom rule...." now.

Did Jesus & Paul refer to the "last days" or the "last centuries"?

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

Showing groups of first Century Christians in which reading from a codex or scroll was common.

Yeah, I remember those illustrations too.

A congregation meeting in someone's home, and someone is reading from a scroll while there nearby there is a basket with 6 or 7 other scrolls.

Which would represent probably the total lifetime earnings of a whole village of Judean peasants.

But yeah, it was so common for there to be baskets of scrolls in the houses of 1st century Palestine.

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Ripped as Jahova

by JahDorula in

jw
friends

send money.

please.

FFGhost

Just hold on - in a couple of days I'll collect my winnings from the Nigerian Royal Family State Lottery. I'll send you half of everything I receive.

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

Yeah, but there was one with scrolls clearly visible in the "book bags"! That's the most egregious one I remember seeing on this site.

As if the guys somehow placed an order at the congregation scroll & parchment counter for "field service supplies" after their "meeting for field service".

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

I've only seen the illustration of the guys with "book bags" here on this site - I think it might have been maybe in an old JW calendar or something not widely distributed.

But there are definitely many illustrations of 1st century Christians (without bookbags) actually standing at the entrance of a house, while the "householder" leans against his doorpost with his chin in his hand, listening intently.

As if 1st century Palestinian peasants had time to hang around in their houses (maybe they were playing video games?), and it was not at all life-threateningly suspicious for random out-of-town strangers to knock on doors of residents.

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

Fleeing Jerusalem they worried about the congregation records being safe.

I remember that! I think it was one of the last "live-action-wave-your-arms-like-a-loon-to-prerecorded-dialogue" convention dramas before they went exclusively to video for their dramas.

I still have picture in my mind of the 1st-century "congregation secretary" sitting a table with a stylus and parchment, worrying about "congregation records" (I think implying, incredibly enough, that they were even recording "field service hours" back then).

I $#!+ you not. I remember it clear as a bell.

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Biblical Anachronisms in JW Literature

by neat blue dog in

in a recent post ffghost made a comment about how they're always inserting modern concepts into biblical narratives to make it relatable to jw's organization.

here are some that come to mind:.

- the capitalized term "governing body" when referring to the older men in jerusalem (really just another group of christians that paul outspokenly disagreed with and didn't look to for approval).

FFGhost

They refer to Timothy as a "traveling overseer"...

(for example, Watchtower 2/15/1998 page 25: What was this gift? It involved Timothy’s appointment as a traveling overseer, a service privilege that he had to care for responsibly.)

...the identical term they have used dozens if not hundreds of times for "circuit overseers".

Implying that first century Christian congregations had similar hierarchy and arrangements as modern-day JW congregations.

I wonder if Timothy got his ride from "Circuit Chariot Leasing"?

Not to mention 20th (and 21st) century theocratic buzzwords such as "appointment" and "service privilege".

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What are some of the weird teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses, past and present?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i just picked up a few from mark jones as follows:.

i see is that the vast majority of jws don't seem to understand what their religion actually teaches.. the more controversial or embarrassing doctrine - although still official doctrine that has never been rescinded - is just not talked about anymore in the magazines.

there are dinosaurs living on venus.https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/2fowhx/dinosaurs_on_venus/.

FFGhost

Love the quotes on the previous page about "greasy-nosed flappers"! That's gold, right there.

Man, if only they were 1/10 as entertaining in their "literature" nowadays.

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Ukraine - Nato - US crisis

by mikeflood in

don't understand....but this crisis in ukraine seems to be getting out of control....i mean, everybody knows how to start a war..... by the way, as always, people at the borg are having a field day.....

FFGhost

Used to be I had to go to RT to get my daily dose of Putin propaganda (or watch Tucker Carlson if I didn't mind it being a day late), but now I just need to sign on here.

Spasiba, Pyotr Pistoletiy!