"Blessed are the cheesemakers...."
FFGhost
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A conversation that could have occurred between Jesus and a crowd he taught
by BourneIdentity injesus: "so that is why you all get sick and die, because adam and eve grabbed an apple from the tree that god told them not to.".
a man from the crowd: "but why are we punished for something we didn't do, we don't even know that man and woman, that was thousands of years ago!".
jesus: "my father exercises perfect justice, believe me when i tell you when i say you got what was coming to you.
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Ralph Walls implausible 2021 Convention field service story
by RULES & REGULATIONS inanother implausible field service story told by ralph walls at the 2021 convention.
get ready for this unrealistic, stupid, dull and boring, made up fiction that is presented at this assembly.. some years ago ( tells a story but doesn't know exact date ), a brother ( doesn't give his name ) in mexico ( doesn't name the town) from the rurals, dressed in a very simple garb ( to show he was not showy ) knocked at the door of a palatial mansion.
( a very rich ''worldly'' person must live here ).
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FFGhost
I have never heard the expression "the rurals" before, and I am a native English speaker.
That WT writer from the 80s needed a capable editor.
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Can a person order a free bible through the JWs?
by jwundubbed ini was researching the easiest bible to read (which the jw bible is not) and the best way to buy one online at low cost and it got me thinking.
the jw.org is doing videos and has a website.
have they joined the order-online phenomenon that is going on in the world today?
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FFGhost
I think you mean, as in send in a request and they'd mail you a Bible?
No, they don't have anything like that.
You can read the NWT online, or as Jeffro suggested, fill out the online form to get a JW to visit you. If you manage to convince them you are "sincere" and not an apostate, and request them to hand-deliver a printed Bible to your door, they probably would.
Well at least they would have pre-pandemic...for now probably the only way to read the NWT is online, if you don't already have a copy.
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses counting service time in Seconds yet? Like 8 seconds?
by was a new boy injehovah's witness gets 8 seconds total in new 52 minute video,.
'in their own words pope francis'.
closeup picture of (fuzzy 1:00-1:01), 43:48-50, and 44:54-59. .
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FFGhost
what benefits are there from Aux pioneering?
Your name gets announced from the platform. You get a round of applause. You appear to be "spiritual" for a month. If the CO is visiting you get the "privilege" of sitting in for his hour long meeting with the regular pioneers.
Short answer: Temporary prestige and an ego boost.
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses counting service time in Seconds yet? Like 8 seconds?
by was a new boy injehovah's witness gets 8 seconds total in new 52 minute video,.
'in their own words pope francis'.
closeup picture of (fuzzy 1:00-1:01), 43:48-50, and 44:54-59. .
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FFGhost
You've probably read about the "15 minute" provision that's been in place for probably 10 or so years - elderly / infirm JWs, with "permission" granted from the service committee, can count their "time" in 15 minute increments. Just 15 minutes in a month keeps you from being "irregular" or "inactive".
Since the COVID lockdown began, they've waived both the "15 minute" and "permission" pieces. If you have "witnessed" for any amount of time (yes, even 8 seconds) you can report simply that you were "Active" in the ministry for that month. On your (now electronic) publisher card, the secretary will enter "active" for the month and you will be considered an active publisher.
If you had more time (that can be measured in hours), you are still expected to provide the number.
I don't recall if this "even one second is enough" policy was announced just to elders, or to everyone in the congregations.
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Do the WT lawyers now dictate what the GB now do and say ?
by smiddy3 inafter all that has been happening these past years and changes that have been made on many fronts in the religion ,beliefs ,practices ,policies child abuse ,shunning ,etc, and different countries now taking a closer look at the religion ,i just wonder if the lawyers are now pulling the strings on how the organization functions and operates.. what are your thoughts about this ?.
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FFGhost
I don't think they (legal) create anything themselves, but I'm 99.9999% sure they have "veto power" on any doctrine, policy, practice, or guideline that might possibly have legal repercussions.
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Drinking expensive drinks - seriously looked down upon as a JW
by Anony Mous ini remember when i was a jw, drinking a good wine or other liquor was looked down upon.
it’s better to put that money towards the worldwide work donations i always got told.
so the best thing i ever got was johnny walker red back then (johnny walker is cheap blend).
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FFGhost
If you get counseled for consuming [X] drinks, it's a pretty safe bet that the elder giving the counsel regularly consumes [2X] or even [3x] at a go.
"Ability to hold your liquor without appearing to be drunk" is one of the top "unwritten" requirements for being an elder, along with "10+ hours of field service per month" and "does his family do anything embarrassing?".
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FFGhost
They do the music, but everyone is on mute (or at least they are supposed to be).Everybody just sings along at home.
It sounds really awful, due to differing bandwidth and connection speeds, to try to harmonize 60, 70, 80 devices that typically join in for a meeting. So they just mute everyone.
What's funny is to watch them sing as they are muted. Some folks really apparently get into it. I think to myself "poor neighbors..."
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Eye-Opener
by ElderStuckin ineach eye-opener in my awakening had nothing to do with apostates.
it was always by looking directly at the so-called spiritual food that helped me awaken.. in 2019 they changed the wording of the second of two baptismal questions which are answered aloud before the audience.
now i realize that these questions have been adjusted over the years.
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FFGhost
Do you understand that your baptism identifies you as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses in association with Jehovah’s organization?
Full question, with the implied part fully written:
Do you understand that your baptism identifies you as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses in association with Jehovah’s organization, and therefore you voluntarily and completely agree to give us carte blanche to use the threat of disfellowshipping and the implied subsequent loss of association and affection of all of your family and friends as emotional blackmail to coerce you into doing what we demand?
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Drinking expensive drinks - seriously looked down upon as a JW
by Anony Mous ini remember when i was a jw, drinking a good wine or other liquor was looked down upon.
it’s better to put that money towards the worldwide work donations i always got told.
so the best thing i ever got was johnny walker red back then (johnny walker is cheap blend).
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FFGhost
I remember when I was a JW, drinking a good wine or other liquor was looked down upon.
Hoo-wee, I can tell we never belonged to any of the same congregations.
In most if not all of the congregations I attended, your popularity was directly correlated to the quality of the booze you provided at your
partiesdrinking boutsget-togethers.You knew you were "in good" with Brother X if he pulled you aside, or invited you to stay a bit longer after everyone else left, and he'd pull out "the really good stuff".