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"Pride Goeth Before Destruction"
by Scorpion inpoems of dawn: page 299. a king in procession had come to the town,.
riding an ass that was playing the clown:.
for as people hailed and saluted their king.
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"Pride Goeth Before Destruction"
by Scorpion inpoems of dawn: page 299. a king in procession had come to the town,.
riding an ass that was playing the clown:.
for as people hailed and saluted their king.
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POEMS OF DAWN: page 299
A king in procession had come to the town,
Riding an ass that was playing the clown:
For as people hailed and saluted their King
And started in joy his great praises to sing,
The ass made a curtsy and smiled and bowed
And sat down to salute the worshipping crowd.
The King in his rage had the ass fully stripped.
And there on the street had him publically whipped.Which reminds us of some that our Master has used
Who, puffed up with pride, their office abused;
And not honouring Him in all their ways,
They took to themselves His honour and praise-
But pride brings destruction, or something quite near it,
And so they were stripped of the Truth and its spirit;
For they are devoid of true wisdom, alas
Who possess the audacity of the ass!*Regarding his misguided statements as to what we could expect in 1925, he (J.F.Rutherford) once confessed to us at Bethel, "I made an ass of myself." The Watchtower-October 1,1984 page 24, bottom of page
Edited by - Scorpion on 5 February 2001 1:21:21
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Scorpion
ROTFLMAO
It is amazing how one web-site of insanity like the Bibledecoded site can bring about such laughs.
It is hard to believe he beat out the other 1,000,000 sperm.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change.
When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
He has been working with glue too much.
He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Scorpion
This is getting contagious.
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
His (Her) slink's kinked.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
His belt doesn't go through all the hoops.
His (Her) antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
He fell out of the stupid tree & hit every branch on the way down.
Three croutons short of a salad.
All foam, no beer.
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Scorpion
larc,
Can't find his rear end with both hands. LOL
I thought of a couple more while reading the site again.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Warning: Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
I am sure I will come up with a few more.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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RedhorseWoman,
Riding crop! YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I promise to be good.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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TR,
I have been thinking, being you are the founder of this new religion, you should be looked upon by the group as the Co-redemer and Co-Mediator to God. In other words, the group goes through you, or whatever you have taught for the moment to get to God. This would keep everyone in the group towing the line in fear of losing salvation by leaving the group and not abiding by your wishes.
To question you would be questioning God himself.
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Scorpion
neyank,
What about:
Too much yardage betweeen the goal posts.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Standing close to him you can hear the ocean.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Is so dense, light reflects off of him.
Skylight leaks a little.
Reciever is off the hook.
The butter slipped off his pancake.
I might be able to think of a few more when I go back and read somemore of the site. If I do I will post them for you.
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Scorpion
Logical,
I agree with you 100%. The more I read on the site, the more I think this group or guy are a few clowns short of a circus.
As smart as bait.
Not wired to code.
Born on a tilt-a-whirl.
The wheels spinning but the hamsters dead.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
Couldn't poor water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
Well, I am sure you get the idea.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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TR,
Just wanted to remind you that you will need many faithful sheep to man the toilet brushes and vacuums after the assemblies not to mention the trash being dumped, parking lot swept etc etc etc.