Scorpion
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Armageddon is history!
by rabotnik inthought i would pass along this news item from the morning paper since fred was on the subject of armageddon.
feared apocalypse gone with the wind.
brooklyn -- (ap) "armageddon wasnt what it was cracked up to be," says the watchtower bible and tract society, "and, man, are we pissed.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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wendy,
I am not sure what position you have been assigned to for this new religion, but you should have a position that entails great WISDOM and ETIQUETTE.
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Watchtower Reorganizes
by RR inand yet another reorganization and name change:.
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less religion and more jesus!
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RR,
That can't be a Kingdom Hall, it has windows!
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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Scorpion
As curator of the exclusive club Beth-Scam, I feel it important that we have a motto. I cannot make up my mind as to which motto to pick, so I am asking for the help of all the elite that frequent Beth-Scam. Here they are!
1.When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
2.Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
If anyone has any ideas for a motto, please submit to the writing department.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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Scorpion
Being in charge of the exclusive club, (Beth-Scam) I came to work today and am somewhat perturbed.
I would like to know what contemptable scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.-W.C.Fields
Time is never wasted when you're waisted all the time.-Catherine Zandonella (Whoever the hell that is)
I think VeniceIT has a great idea, we need a pool to stay in shape, or is that what the baptismal pool is for?
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Scorpion
Less money spent on the wedding.
Less mess to clean up afterwards.
You will save money and time having less film to develop.
There will be more to drink for yourself and the groom.
You can belch and fart all you want because there will be few to offend.
rollercoaster, here are a few sayings to cheer your day.
To some its a six pack, to me it's a support group.
Remember "I" before "E" except in Budweiser.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can distinguish it from urine.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
I was not put in charge of the exclusive club called Beth-Scam for lack of experience.
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Book Recommendation: The Bible Unearthed
by GinnyTosken ini recently finished reading the bible unearthed: archaeology's new vision of ancient israel and the origin of its sacred texts by israel finkelstein and neil asher silberman.
here is part of a review that drew my attention to the book:.
the book reaches its conclusions from a huge array of archaeological evidence of different kinds, some quite clever, such as the analysis of camel bones; others representing new trends in field archaeology, such as settlement surveys.
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Scorpion
Thanks Ginny,
This is interesting reading.
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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Undecided,
You can have all the spirits you want at Beth-Scam. If you drink enough spirits, you may be Lucky enough to see the spirits of the faithful worthies of old mentioned in Bro-Joe's book Millions now Living Will Never Die.
OH LORDY, I said the word (LUCKY)! Is that tolerated in this new religion?
HEY TRRRRRrrrrrr!
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Interesting change
by Scorpion inlook at the picture in the june 1, 1993 wt.
jesus is carrying a pole up the hill to golgatha that he is going to be crucified on.
jesus has a crown of thorns and is wearing only a towel around his waist.. now the wt decided to use this picture again in the january 1,2001 wt.. notice the changes.
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TR,
You got it!
From what I understand the writing commitee of the WT analyzed a few exJW publications showing the absurdity of the picture they had of Jesus carrying a pole that would take 5 men to carry. Thus the change.
As far as the change with the clothes, look at Matthew 27:35. It says that they divided his clothes by casting lots when they crucified Him. Thus the change.As far as the removal of the crown of thorns, they screwed up again!
It seems the WT can't get anything right.
BTW, you still getting the Revealer? This info as well as other goodies are printed in it.
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So Whats Driving You To Make Posts?
by Englishman inwhy do you bother to post on this site?
what good does it do you?
what do you gain from posting?.
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Scorpion
Farkel,
LOLROTF