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  "No, it's not a hoax."

  by Yadirf in

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  im making a new thread out of this because some might not be aware of the other thread and fail to find out what has been discovered about this guy that posted yesterday, posing as a circuit overseer.. yes, although i dont think he fooled anyone, there was this thread by a poster by the name of carlo that was entitled visit my circuit overseer page?.

  hello brothers and sisters .

  i'm a circuitoverseer.

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  Cry me a river friday.

  What campaign of false information about the JWs are you talking about? A great deal of what the WT has printed or prints is false. What is wrong with posting it and warning others?
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  For those who still care

  by Rex B13 in

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  this is a post to my old friend, farkel, whom i have often argued with over the last three years.

  it may apply to those who know me from before, when i defended the watchtower....for about three months.. don't feel sorry for me, old friend.. i am seeing the evidence of our lord in my daily walk with him.

  i have seen cancer healed with no explanation from doctors as to how.

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  This is a very good thread. I enjoyed reading this more than any topic or thread I have read in a long time. Very positive!

  And Rex, I do care.
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  Staying awake during the Watchtower study

  by drahcir yarrum in

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  here's a question i always wanted answered during the years i was a witness.

  what's the best way to stay awake during the watchtower study?

  oh, furthermore, what's the best way to stay awake during any witness "snooze-a-thon" brainwashing session?

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  How to stay AWAKE! during the Watchtower study.

  1.Loudly clear your throat every 4 or 5 minutes

  2.Play footsy with the person sitting beside you or in front of you.

  3. Put the latest copy of Playboy inside the Watchtower magazine during the study. Make sure you don't let anyone sitting beside you see it. YA RIGHT!

  4.Eat at Taco Bell before the study.

  5.Raise your hand to every question asked whether you know the answer or not. If called upon and are not sure, make something up.

  6.Continually wink at the conductor.

  7.Pick your nose and make pig noises.

  8.Keep standing up and yelling AMEN!

  9.Go to the bathroom every five minutes

  10.Bring a YOYO.

  11.Bring an Etcho-Sketch.

  12.Bring a Laptop and read the posts on this site. Make sure you share what you read after the meeting.

  13.Thirteen is an unlucky number, we will skip this one.

  14.Dress exactly like Charles Taze Russell and keep exclaiming loudly that what is being taught are lies.

  15.Dress like Joseph Rutherford and bring a thermos full of booze to the study.

  16.Bring a jar full of wasps and let them loose during the study.

  17.Bring a few live mice and let them loose during the study.

  18.Bring some apostates and let them loose during the study.
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  Do you want the real truth or not?

  by Jason in

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  on this website there seems to be so many lies and so little actual truth.

  is this supposed to be a place to get answers or confuse the hell out of truth seekers?

  well, for you seekers out there, if you find the truth on this site it'll be a major fluke.

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  larc,

  You completely forgot about the life boats that were also carried on the ark. I am sure this is where all the food was carried for all the animals including the baby Behemoths. I thought you were smarter than that.

  You need to watch more of the Flintones like Jason does so you can be more in tune with this topic.
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  Do you want the real truth or not?

  by Jason in

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  on this website there seems to be so many lies and so little actual truth.

  is this supposed to be a place to get answers or confuse the hell out of truth seekers?

  well, for you seekers out there, if you find the truth on this site it'll be a major fluke.

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  Scorpion

  Jason said: "And the explanation for getting rid of the pee pee, as you pointed out so cleverly, would be to pull the plug on the bottom of the ark. There was also a high tech reverse flow system built in so no water could get in."

  Jason, all I can say is that you have been watching too much of the Flintstones.
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  The Kingdom Interlinear Translation

  by VM44 in

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  the kingdom interlinear translation (kit) has been published by the.

  watchtower since 1969. it still is available in it's second editon.. but how many really use this book?

  or read it?

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  Scorpion

  I own one copy of the 1969 version and two copies of the 1985. I never used them while I was an active JW. I have used them as an exjw on rare occasions when dealing with active JWs.

  They are collector items as far as I am concerned.
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  Do you want the real truth or not?

  by Jason in

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  on this website there seems to be so many lies and so little actual truth.

  is this supposed to be a place to get answers or confuse the hell out of truth seekers?

  well, for you seekers out there, if you find the truth on this site it'll be a major fluke.

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  Scorpion

  I think Jason is a fraud. The more I read what he posts, the more it is apparent.
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  Online Watchtower Library

  by nicolaou in

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  many, having left the watchtower, never want to read one of their publications again!.

  many others in the process of leaving need to read some of these books to get things straight in their own minds.. many better men than i have gone to a great deal of time, trouble and expense to put some of the society's older publications online - you simply need to search for them and save them to your hard drive.. i've put some of the more important works all together on one page.. you will find:.

  [1] russells six volume work - studies in the scriptures.. [2] russells 'posthumous work' - the finished mystery.. [3] tabernacle shadows of the 'better sacrifices' (pdf).

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  Nicolau,

  Thanks for the link. I added this to my bookmarks. There are a few Bible Students that have similar info on their sites.

  Here's one. http://reslight.addr.com/

  I refer to this site as well as a few others often.
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  The Watchtower means Salvation, for Jason[dunscot]

  by Scorpion in

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  jason,.

  the watchtower claims it is the only means of salvation.

  it also in effect denies the ransom of christ by belittling it as of no real importance.

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  Scorpion

  Dittos to what willy_think said.
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  Do you want the real truth or not?

  by Jason in

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  on this website there seems to be so many lies and so little actual truth.

  is this supposed to be a place to get answers or confuse the hell out of truth seekers?

  well, for you seekers out there, if you find the truth on this site it'll be a major fluke.

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  Scorpion

  The word Behemoth mentioned in chapter 40 verse 15 of Job is a derivative of an Egyptian word meaning "water ox."

  A number of Bible trnslation (AT, La, Ro, NW, JB, RS) use the word "hippopotamus" in the main text or in footnotes to identify the creature refered to by God.

  So much for the dinosaur theory Jason is trying to convey for Jobs day.