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  Jesus: Preaching in the 21st century

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
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  ''i liked it better 2000 years when i preached in synagogues,in the fields,by the sea,in the temples,on mountaintops and valleys.now,i've been reduced to making small talk and handing out leaflets to our summer convention titled,''remain loyal to jehovah.''.

  ''this stupid convention is 80 miles away,3 full days in the middle of summer,bagging your own lunch,paying for hotel and food,and ''making sure you do not reserve seats.''.

  '' i hope no one answers the door.''.

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  I like how Jesus looks sick to his stomach as he faintly knocks on that door.
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  Is it OK for JW employees to sell lottery tickets?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i do remember reading an article that it is not ok for jw to sell cigarettes at gas stations, etc... i was wondering what about lottery tickets?

  they do sell lottery tickets at few restaurants around my home.

  if jw works there and rats me out to the elders, i would not give a damn about it but i still prefer not to hear from the elders about it..

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  There was a story passed around before it was squelched that a witness worked for the UN in some capacity and asked an official, "So when are you going to ban religion?" And the legend goes that the official said in all seriousness, "How do you know about that?"

  Assuming this story is true and not totally apocryphal...

  1) Why was he working there?

  2) How was the official not pulling the guy's leg?
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  How Do JWs Reconcile Contradictions Between Mt. and Lk. and Their Birth Stories?

  by Saename in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anybody know how jehovah's witnesses reconcile the contradictions between the stories of jesus' birth as found in matthew and luke?

  when i was a jehovah's witness, i wasn't even aware of this contradiction; i simply thought that all of it happen—namely that there was a census (luke 2) and the slaughter of the innocents (matthew 2) simultaneously.

  but at the time i didn't know that the census took place in 6 ce and that herod the great died in 4 bce, thus placing those birth stories 10 years apart in time.

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  Did he die at 9am or noon? Which day?
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  Is it OK for JW employees to sell lottery tickets?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i do remember reading an article that it is not ok for jw to sell cigarettes at gas stations, etc... i was wondering what about lottery tickets?

  they do sell lottery tickets at few restaurants around my home.

  if jw works there and rats me out to the elders, i would not give a damn about it but i still prefer not to hear from the elders about it..

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  Here's one: Can a dub work in a sex toy shop, or patronize one?

  My friend had a great response to that. If a brother catches you in there, the fact is, he's there too.
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  It's weird to look back at old family stories about our beliefs.

  by schnell in

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  my parents had a story that the first time my dad ever met my mom's father, he opened the door and immediately asked dad, "what are you gonna do if my grandson needs a blood transfusion?!".

  grampa was a ww2 vet, an airplane mechanic, a methodist and freemason.

  he and my grandmother were pictured all my life as these ogres who opposed my mother's jw conversion and her marriage to my father.

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  I have told her about the belief that a blood transfusion changes your personality, and discovered that she believes it due to a family anecdote of her own.
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  JW requesting food assistance to Babylon the Great.

  by sp74bb in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  barcelona (spain), jan 8, 2017 at 1.30 pm.

  two publishers of the tagalog group in barcelona (public meeting at 4.30 pm) do visit an evangelical church barcelona downtown to receive free food bags.... i can confirm that the queue was long.

  the pastor in charge of this church has not allowed me to take picture of some older jw living barcelona downtown, but i was able to catch these young publishers.

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  @tor1500, and then they need assistance, so why hate on the government that provides it solely on the basis of religious belief that it's a puppet of Satan?

  And then they realize this puppet of Satan is put in its relative position by Jehovah, and their head explodes.
  
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  This popup ad strikes me as funny

  by dropoffyourkeylee in

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  yeah, i have russians getting in my way all the time.

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  I guess if you date them, they'll stop it.
  
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  It's weird to look back at old family stories about our beliefs.

  by schnell in

  1. jw
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  my parents had a story that the first time my dad ever met my mom's father, he opened the door and immediately asked dad, "what are you gonna do if my grandson needs a blood transfusion?!".

  grampa was a ww2 vet, an airplane mechanic, a methodist and freemason.

  he and my grandmother were pictured all my life as these ogres who opposed my mother's jw conversion and her marriage to my father.

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  My parents had a story that the first time my dad ever met my mom's father, he opened the door and immediately asked dad, "What are you gonna do if my grandson needs a blood transfusion?!"

  Grampa was a WW2 vet, an airplane mechanic, a Methodist and Freemason. He and my grandmother were pictured all my life as these ogres who opposed my mother's JW conversion and her marriage to my father. I never spent a lot of time with them, never got to know him, and only had a (not)Thanksgiving dinner with my grandmother towards the very end of her life. They were by no means perfect or even necessarily good people.

  But episodes like that one were always told a certain way by my parents. As kids, we soaked up the lesson quite well: Blood transfusions are bad, and we have to withstand persecution from family about our beliefs.

  And that is so completely irrational to me now. Why can't your beliefs withstand criticism, and re-examination? Why the persecution complex? Dad, why couldn't you just get off your high horse and admit this is wrong?

  Now, I have to study with my wife about this because of her years of indoctrination. Because we want to have children, we have already accepted blood fractions to that end, and indeed, what am I going to do when our son needs a blood transfusion?
  
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  Is it OK for JW employees to sell lottery tickets?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i do remember reading an article that it is not ok for jw to sell cigarettes at gas stations, etc... i was wondering what about lottery tickets?

  they do sell lottery tickets at few restaurants around my home.

  if jw works there and rats me out to the elders, i would not give a damn about it but i still prefer not to hear from the elders about it..

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  @James Mixon: I had a roommate who was studying at the time a few years back. I sat in on the study, and he asked an interesting question.

  If someone played the lottery and won, and donated the money to the society, would they accept it and would he be disfellowshipped?

  The brother and I reasoned at the time that they would not accept it... Now I am not so sure. It's a donation, right?
  
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  JW as a secret society - a weak link in the Information Age.

  by slimboyfat in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the late 1990s there was magazine article that asked the question, are jws a secret society?

  obviously they said no, because they claim to be transparent to outsiders and new members.

  but they really are not transparent at all.

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  A secret society for dorks.