Posts by schnell

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Preston Parker - Ex-JW Illinoisan Comedian

by darkspilver in

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yep, another ex-jw comedian... preston parker.... .

jesus, take the g*ddamn wheel already.

preston parker grew up as one of jehovah’s witness.

schnell

This guy, and then an old buddy of mine in Indiana, and that one girl who wrote a book. . . How many exJW comedians are there now?

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Excellent use of language in comments on this site compared with WT publications

by Deltawave in

i think it's great.

when i read posts on here i have to use a dictionary because of the high level of intellectual words yet, when i read a wtbts publication, i have to ignore all the bad grammar and punctuation!

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schnell

I kinda want to write a program that spits out random JW-speak. It doesn't have to mean anything, and that's the whole point.

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

schnell

No, see, nonbelievers do have an explanation, and proof of that explanation. Your explanation is. . . The supernatural. Quaint.

Have fun in the cult, Fisherman! Let me know when you get that judgment day tract.

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

schnell

So how do you get from 8 people in 2370 BCE to the Great Pyramid of Giza?

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

schnell

It's funny that you consider the supernatural to be verifiable.

Let me ask you something, Fish.

When your car breaks down, do you take it to a shaman?

When your plumbing bursts, do you find a priest?

When your employer fires you after you were hurt on the job, do you ask a psychic what to do?

Of course not.

You turn to people who study and practice for years in the field in which they specialize.

Your belief flies against anthropology,biology, geology, paleontology... Wouldn't it be so much easier to defer to them?

You understand that there's a conflict between the Bible and the observable world history, and yet you don't care.

And that is my point.

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Hi forum

by A Believer in

i proably shouldnt be on here but i feel like saying this.

i have been for the last couple weeks been studying religion.

i've learned the only ones who today do what the bible says to is jw.

schnell

If a JW's child is sexually abused by a JW adult, the Elders won't investigate unless there is a second witness. Which of course doesn't generally happen with child abuse cases.

This. So, believer, should this rule apply to child molestation? I'm genuinely curious.

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

schnell

dinosaurs on the ark. ROFL.
Thank you for making me laugh.

You're welcome. That's Answers in Genesis in a nutshell. And that was your reference. By using their article, you're using it in your argument. Did you read it?

According to the people who say there were dinosaurs on the Ark, the pyramids were built after the flood.

If you agree that the pyramids were built after the flood, and if you agree that the flood was in 2370 BCE, then. . .

See those little specks at the bottom? Those are people. There are more than 8 of them in the picture. 8 people can only do so much, and humans reproduce slowly.

So how do you go from 8 people in 2370 BCE to the Great Pyramid of Giza?

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Hi forum

by A Believer in

i proably shouldnt be on here but i feel like saying this.

i have been for the last couple weeks been studying religion.

i've learned the only ones who today do what the bible says to is jw.

schnell

What is the two witness rule?

Believer, the two witness rule is all in the name. If there are not two or more witnesses to an allegation, the elders can't yet consider it.

Do you believe the two witness rule should apply to child molestation?

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

By the way, it is ironic that JWs would side with Answers in Genesis or the Institute for Creation Research, no matter how scientifically disreputable they are, and no matter how the Watchtower disavows Young Earth Creationism in its publications.

Question the source. Dinosaurs on the Ark. That's the kind of people you're dealing with at AIG and ICR.