so a young baptized brother gets to run the microphones.
so he eagerly runs up and down the isle passing the microphone.
he's so happy because "he's being used by jehovah".
Is God more impressed by announced Regular Pioneers than he is by someone who reports as much time without the need for a title?
Indeed, what if they dropped the titles and time reporting? If the GB dropped those things, is it as if Jehovah dropped them? Why?
Is Jehovah more impressed with credulity than critical thinking?
nothing for years, and twice in two weeks i get jws at the door.
i didn't feel like talking to them and said i had plenty of bibles and read them.
i had a plan, but i was getting ready to leave the house and didn't want to get into it.
I saw a conversation on Twitter this morning where people (non-JWs, mind you) were airing their experiences with JWs. One JW told the householder "we're not Creationists, we just believe mankind is 6000 years old". Another browsed through her iPad and asked her householder, "Have you heard of the Book of Genesis?"
Way to go, guys!
nothing for years, and twice in two weeks i get jws at the door.
i didn't feel like talking to them and said i had plenty of bibles and read them.
i had a plan, but i was getting ready to leave the house and didn't want to get into it.
Heh. Geez. Well they say now that having the Bible might make people uncomfortable, so let's just have iPads then... *rolls eyes* Yeah, that doesn't get recognized immediately.
attendance: 1,2037 cost: approximately $12,000 baptised: 2 born ins.
Thank you, Spoletta. Truly, GOD is leading their sheep.
have we ever noticed how witnesses are constantly being told that life is something that needs to be "endured", rather that "enjoyed"?.
life is always so tough, so hard, so difficult in "these last days".
"persecution and trials abound".
Are you accusing witnesses of negative thinking?
As Fisherman alluded, it ties right in with the supposedly finite end times. Keep your eyes on the prize. Endure. If it were accepted that life goes on and there were no future phase of history to look forward to, it'd be less about endurance and more about living life.
ok so there's no other jws in earshot and your on the ministry, the hh comes to the door, what would you say to them about jws if you could?.
would you explain why your there when you don't want to be?.
would you warn them about it being a cult?.
Anyway when I was "out in service" while disillusioned, I just gave up and let the lady at the door say whatever she wanted. I just listened. I figured that was far more interesting and effective, whatever the effect might be.
I do not at all value my days as a door-to-door millenarian creationist.
ok so there's no other jws in earshot and your on the ministry, the hh comes to the door, what would you say to them about jws if you could?.
would you explain why your there when you don't want to be?.
would you warn them about it being a cult?.
I love Aunt Esther...
i was at the meeting last night and the dreadful video about caleb and sparlock was forced upon the audience.
honestly, i had forgotten how bad it was.
the mother's manipulative over-reaction and caleb's acceptance that his toy was evil.
Re: your wife's mistaken belief that Sparlock is a real thing... Right around the time the iPhone came out, there was a circuit assembly (or special day assembly? I can never remember, same shit) where they warned about electronic devices. They gave a demonstration about a new device called the "GR8". Obviously a fictitious example, yeah?
Afterward, my mom wagged her finger and warned me not to get this "GR8". It was apparently bad, and wrong.
She also made my brother throw out his Star Wars toys' guns. I love ya mom... but jeez.
some people like to believe in something others believe in nothing; so in what location did the substance that expanded into the time/space universe exist before the big bang?
where did the energy that caused the big band come from?
how did the substance that became the big bang change from being inert and sterile and come to life to having the properties and drive that it does?
It's quite a leap from deism to JWism.
awake!
1 2017 says on its back page.
the saharan silver ant (cataglyphis bombycina) is one of the most heat-tolerant land animals known.
Just add two words at the end: "Was it designed by magic?"
