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  What I Will Teach My Grandson About Women

  by metatron in

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  [warning: i will make no attempt to be politically correct in this missive].

  son, i understand that your mother has given you "the talk" - about the facts of life and it's important that you know about these things now that you are becoming a man.. i appreciate your mother and all the sacrifices she has made to keep you healthy and out-of-trouble so far.

  however, there's just one more thing we need to talk about - and that is that you need to know some things about women.

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  How should I start a brief conversation with her at the Self Check Out Lane especially when I am busy?

  by Iamallcool in

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  2. relationships

  few days ago, i went to the grocery store, i was busy scanning my grocery at the self check out lane, then there was a gorgeous lady scanning her stuff beside me and she smiled at me.

  i never smiled at her back or say anything to her because i just do not know what to say to her especially when i am busy scanning my grocery.

  how should i start a brief conversation with her when i am busy in the self check out lane?

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  In the checkout line get ready to scan the box of Hefty trash bags, pause and look at the box with a puzzled look and say "damn, I thought this was a box of condoms...."
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  my lesbian jw relative...sad but true 4-some...and penance

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yeah i thought the 4-some thing would hook some of you guys in lol!.

  she is about 24 and has three other gay jw roommates and has for a few years.

  virtually everyone knows they are gay.

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  seawolf

  pics or it didn't happen
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  Did you watch R rated movies when you were in it?

  by ldrnomo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night, i watched an r rated movie that featured violence.

  at least 30 people were shot in the first 45 min of the movie.. while i was in and an elder, i watched r rated movies all the time just didn't talk about it.

  so how many of you watched r rated movies even though "mother" said not to?.

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  seawolf

  I heeded their advice and avoided the "R" movies and decided to only focus on the X and NC-17 movies.
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  Veggie Burgers, Are You Serious?

  by prophecor in

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  anybody else as shocked as i when you tasted them?.

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  I prefer real meat between my buns.
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  Is there a new "full court press" to bring back "lost ones"?

  by tenyearsafter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i ask the question because all of a sudden i am getting bombarded by my mother and other family members to "take my wife's hand and run back to jehovah before it is too late"!!

  i am getting e-mail with screen shots of the un website (http://www.un.org/en/peace) stating "peace and security", being told that this could likely be the last memorial celebrated and that the door to the ark will be closing soon.

  has anyone else been seeing an up-tick in these "prodigal son" appeals from jw friends and family?

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  I am getting e-mail with screen shots of the UN website (http://www.un.org/en/peace) stating "Peace and Security", being told that this could likely be the last Memorial celebrated and that the door to the Ark will be closing soon.

  They were saying the same stuff back in 1986 when the UN declared 1986 the Internal Year of Peace. http://www.un.org/documents/ga/res/40/a40r003.htm

  Guess now is different than back then.
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  JW superstitions about the memorial -

  by james_woods in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now that we are all thinking about jw memorial - i was just remembering all the silly superstitions the jws have put around this - their only holiday.

  as far as i can tell, none of these are actually biblical:.

  1) - it must be held only once per year.. 2) - it must be held on "nisan 14".. 3) - it must be held after sundown.. 4) - the bread must be unleavened.. 5) - the wine must be plain (not fortified) red wine.

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  9) - If someone of the annointed is sick and cannot be at the KH on the real day (Nisan 14), a makeup memorial can be held on the very next full moon.

  wow wonder if they bring a silver bullet
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  I have been Disfellowshiped from the Downey XJW Congregation

  by cyberjesus in

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  can you appeal to the head bull ex-jw?
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  My cousin got engaged to a Canadian sister nineteen days of meeting each other.

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
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  my cousin went to canada in february to meet a witness sister who is scriptually divorced from her husband.

  they found that they liked each other enough to continue a relationship.. ( he lives in the united states) he went back to canada 19 days later to ask her in marriage.

  here is our conversation:.

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  and here you come, tryin' to ease her pain

  I know....I'm going soft today I guess.....
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  My cousin got engaged to a Canadian sister nineteen days of meeting each other.

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my cousin went to canada in february to meet a witness sister who is scriptually divorced from her husband.

  they found that they liked each other enough to continue a relationship.. ( he lives in the united states) he went back to canada 19 days later to ask her in marriage.

  here is our conversation:.

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  seawolf

  additive colors on a computer screen, blue is a primary color (and I'm looking at that picture on a computer screen).