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  the flood, mammoths, elphants, and food.

  by Crazyguy in

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  my question is since it looks as though mammoths were alive after the flood and we know elephants are then how much food was needed to feed just these four animals for the time they were on the ark.

  also was the ark, 500 feet long, big enough to hold the amount of food needed for just these 4 animals.. .

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  wow thanks for the old new light! I missed Jehovah's celestial chariot just one time and look at what happens!
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  the flood, mammoths, elphants, and food.

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  my question is since it looks as though mammoths were alive after the flood and we know elephants are then how much food was needed to feed just these four animals for the time they were on the ark.

  also was the ark, 500 feet long, big enough to hold the amount of food needed for just these 4 animals.. .

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  seawolf

  The thing that always got me is Noah preached about the flood, but how was that possible? It had NEVER rained so there would be no word for rain. Since it had never rained then it had never flooded so there would be no word for flood. Now how then would it be possible to tell people about it raining and flooding when no words existed for those events? Noah convincing someone of this future event ranks about a 0% from where I'm standing. If God had downloaded knowledge to Noah's cognitive server and no one else outside of Noah's group of merry men were privy to that then it's unrealistic to expect anyone to believe them. Sure Noah could have said "water will fall from the heavens and cover everything 1,000 cubits deep" but again no one had ever seen that so why would anyone believe him?
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  SPARLOCK has been banned on YOutube!!!!!

  by usualusername in

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  2. friends

  all the videos have been taken down by the watchtower!.

  yikes.

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  rofl...the snake holding sparlock. that was too funny
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  2012 Convention ... What it really is

  by cheerios in

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  2. beliefs

  after reading the threads and seeing what the releases are, it is obvious what is really going on .... .

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  dubpocalypse!.

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  seawolf

  Thousands sitting there for a mind-numbing holy dub cognitive enema.
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  Q: How DID Noah get all those animals into the Ark?

  by notjustyet in

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  a: you take the "j" out of "jahs" and the "f" out of "way".

  i can't beleive that i did not recognize this 40 years ago!!.

  njy.

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  seawolf

  Lots of KY lubricating jelly. Vasoline just wasn't getting this job done packing all them animals in....
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  Arizona Pushes Law to Make 'Annoying' Comments Illegal

  by leavingwt in

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  2. current

  arizona pushes law to make 'annoying' comments illegal.

  .. what horowitz is saying is that this law could be used as grounds to seek criminal charges against someone who posts a pushy, controversial, or offensive comment on a social networking-site like facebook or twitter.

  arizona republican rep. vic williams, who helped sponsor the bill, believes that the law is necessary to protect victims from being harassed online or via text, according to the associated press.. .

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  Since most comments at the meetings are annoying I wonder what this will mean for them, heh
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  Are You Ready for The Memorial?

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  it's this week, folks.

  i thought i might give you a new thread to vent on.

  many on our forum still go to the memorial or have to answer to family about not going.

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  seawolf

  I listen over the phone and that keeps them off my back.
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  CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE ARRIVED - Lets see what my guy (Ray franz) had been up to

  by mankkeli in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  coc was delivered this evenning and i will be jacking it the whole night.

  i might write a review to refute ray's argument after the reading and btw, i will be away from here for some time.

  let it begin.. .

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  CoC was delivered this evenning and I will be jacking it the whole night

  Masturbating to CoC? The entire night? Guess there's a first for everything. Also goes a long ways to explaining why I never buy used books...
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  Was being a Ministerial Servant a Prerequisite for Marriage

  by Pitchess Co-Gen in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm asking this because when i was in ( disfellowshipped in 2009 ) some "sisters" wouldn't even look at you unless you had the title ministerial servant or worse elder.

  i notice this when i was in because one of my friends thinks that by becoming a ms he could get the better looking witness girls.

  tell me your stories of this..

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  At one of the halls I was at it was a requirement to be running around with the mics for a certain period of time before a guy could get the hotties. Guess a wonderful marriage that would make!! LOL
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  Credit Card Donation terminals are currently being installed in JWs Assembly Halls...

  by AndersonsInfo in

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  2. friends

  i received the following email from a former jw that i thought to share.

  note: i retyped the boe letter that was sent from the christian congregation of jehovahs witnesses to all congregations in the us.

  the letter is authentic.

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  seawolf

  I can just imagine someone thinking the holy $pirit just hit them during the a$$embly, going to the machine with their debit card and draining their checking account down and then the future fireworks when checks bounce, etc... Guess there will be more drama than just one at the a$$embly with people dressed up like sheephearders.