significant announcement regarding a new understanding of: BIBLE PROPHECY.
How hip and so fashionable: 2012 & significant announcement & month of October =
This is how this will go down. I once in my past life had to work "these things" (organizing trips of missionaries to international a$$-emblies).
1. This will cost a shit ton of money! Flying every missionary out of the last tiny hole is expensive.
2. Lots and lots and lots of bickering, whinery missionaries will call HQ and come up with the most hilarious explanations why they can't fly from point A (Assignment) to point B (Brooklyn). It will go like this (talking from personal job experience here!):
"Hello, this is the Service Department, Travel Arrangements, how can I help you?"
"I'm Mr. Important-Asshole-Missionary, presently serving as high council of the elite guard of the holy tabernacle microfone bearers on the 3rd Fijii Island."
"Yes. I'm all ears: "
"We got a special, shiny, ubber-important invitation to the Anal meeting with the Governing Body. (small smirk laugh) We will sit at Brother Splanes table and afterwards we will drink coffee in his room and stroke each others dicks. Back to the topic at hand.
My wife has a seldom allergy against the kind of polyester seats they use in these worldly American Airlines airplanes. We cannot, under any circumstances fly the direct route. We have instead to take a flight from our Assignment, to Argentina (in his thoughts: never been there, have to visit the place) than to my parents home and from there to Crooklyn. Can you arrange for sleeping mods in Argentina Bethel and a special black car that picks us up from the airport?"
Me: "But, but, but......that will rise the travel costs from 3000 dollars to 10.000 dollars....is there another possibility?"
Asshole-holy-missionary: "Nope, oh yes, there is. Can I please speak with Brother Splane? He was in a congregation with my wifes aunt and we meet her stepsister, who is....."
Me: "Ok, Ok, please send us your request."
This would go on and on and on. Everybody sooooo special, sooooo holy that if they could, they would request some islander to walk around and brushing the dust before they walk on a dirty worldly path.
