After a rather sad week (family!), I am laughing now and in tears!
cobaltcupcake you have a good sense of humour - I loved those too.
Let's save them, before they get lost!
I looooooooooooooove the Iiiiiiiinterneeeeet:
remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?
the multiple funny versions at youtube?.
this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).
After a rather sad week (family!), I am laughing now and in tears!
cobaltcupcake you have a good sense of humour - I loved those too.
Let's save them, before they get lost!
I looooooooooooooove the Iiiiiiiinterneeeeet:
remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?
the multiple funny versions at youtube?.
this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).
Bwuuaaahahahahahaha.......f.....geniuses:
remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?
the multiple funny versions at youtube?.
this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).
Lovely. I am saving as many as I can to preserve for the afterworld - I also have almost all of the masturbate the deaf mock videos. I'm a evil bastard...I want this stuff to hunt them forever. The discussion on that particular thread is hilarious (about how white Jesus is) and how the tracts are mostly misplaced.
remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?
the multiple funny versions at youtube?.
this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).
Remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video? The multiple funny versions at Youtube?
Well, it seems they are at it again. This time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-JW, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!)
Here is the link:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3540290&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2
Here a few samples for your pleasure - The Nicolas Cage version (there are many more, Star Wars, Hitler, etc).
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ynCiIKI.jpg[/IMG]
Spread the love around before the Borg takes them down!
will the current gb of jw's be bold enogh to identify n. korea as the new king of north?
the wt let this important component of their prophecies vanish.. .
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/11/world/asia/north-korea-armistice/index.html?hpt=hp_t1.
The King of the North is a Toilet bowl that will swallow everything! A true path of destruction. Since I've read that in the WT I only dump in the woods. (PS: Today I am in my RAGE and totally PISSED at the waste of MY LIFE. THANKS A$$%$#% in Brooklyn.)
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1974 - can divorce your marriage mate if they insist on oral / anal intercourse.
1978 - can still divorce your marriage mate if they insist on oral / anal intercourse.
1983 - cannot divorce your marriage mate if they insist on oral / anal intercourse.
Theocratic Sedition:
Matthew 24:45
Best answer I've seen in a long time. Short & Smart
so, my wife and i eat lunch and head out to spend the rest of the lunch hour at goodwill.
my wife likes to shop there, looking for bargains, and i like to look at the electronics section for things that get my attention.. anyway, i was there looking at something and from behind me i hear, "jim_tx?
" in a low unsure feminine voice.
It is always interesting to see how people develop. Some dubs where you never thought possible get divorced and leave the cult.
Just wondering, are you now in a second marriage? Was your first wife a witness? I don't know your story. Just asking, if you don't mind. Thank you.
members of my extended family were recently given a temporary special pioneer assignment as a result of the bible school for christian couples (vomit).. anyone got details on how this works?
why temporary?
is it a testing ground for circuit work or a "we dont want you on our payroll for good so we'll use up what you have to offer and dump you back into reg pio status when this definitely not-cushy assignment is over"?.
Strange mindsets: One example is that people will go take out their PEA account and then, in all secrecy, buy a plush sofa, but in fear that others will find out that you bought it with PEA money and are therefore a monkey for crashing Societies accounts for your own selfish-lustful desires. Everybody does it, everybody knows that sudden purchases in January where founded by: ....................(?) Let me guess? PEA?
But everybody pretends that they don't know, or it is none of their business. You should not use it for "frivole things" of the world, but I saw people use it for vacations, for room decoration, to buy parts for the car or that 32" flat TV that looks perfect in a tiny room of a few square inches, called your Bethel home.
Some might have bought blow with it, don't know, saw so many things that I wouldn't wonder.
members of my extended family were recently given a temporary special pioneer assignment as a result of the bible school for christian couples (vomit).. anyone got details on how this works?
why temporary?
is it a testing ground for circuit work or a "we dont want you on our payroll for good so we'll use up what you have to offer and dump you back into reg pio status when this definitely not-cushy assignment is over"?.
sir82:
This is funded from the regular costs to maintain servants in the different assignments. This is part of the figure you see in the Yearbook in fine print (don't know where the figure is now, have not seen a YB in almost 3 years - yeaaaaahhhh! ) Something in the ballpark of 80 million US$ if I remember.
Are they giving away money? Mhmhm, ....actually yes. They did the setup and created this thing. Originally it was thought that people in Special service arrangements (Special Pioneers, Missionaries, CO's, DO's, Bethelites - all get PEA accounts) should save money to put towards healt coverage for example. Let me put this in Borgs Words: "To sustain yourself in gods service, to cover for unexpected costs that should not be a burden for the MOTHER-OF-ALL-MOTHERS" You are "encouraged" to be thankful and donate part of it to the Borg, giving a good example to the friends, blahblahblahblah....(no one gives a s&%$.....as you are basically flat broke all the time and this money will be sucked out, faster than a drunk slurping tequila). They HIGHLY discourage from withdrawing the money on January 1st (it will be deposited on the last day of the year) and you WILL have to explain why you suddenly need 100% of your account on the first day of the year. This was being done by the "weaker" Bethelites and a big no-no to the more fanatical kind of Borg-follower. Again: in the countries that I have been nobody gave a rats ass, they all found an excuse why they had to deplete the damn account. Some "hollier than thou"-friends would wait for another week or so...
You have to fill out a slip and give a reason for the expenditure. Most will fill in some crap and go ahead and spend the god-damn money or worse: pay off debt and start again accumulating debt by other Bethelites or someone else.
As far as international assemblies goes: you are encouraged to use part of your own money, to lessen the burden, etc. but most will not do it and beg for cash from friends, relatives, etc.
Bethelites and "Special" servants develop very strange mindsets in an world that is not supposed to be around finances (they pretend money doesn't exist) but the reality is that EVERYBODY on the planet needs to face the cold-hard-harsh truth: WE NEED MONEY. PERIOD.
http://news.yahoo.com/hugo-chavez-fiery-venezuelan-leader-dies-58-220210262.html.
Finally he went to meet his maker the carrots...