in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
Ven,
Quit changing your photo sweetheart, you scaring me. Sorry if I messed with you a little too much the other night in chat. You know I think the world of you and I only mess with the people I like. Are you still planning on meeting me for a drink when your in town? I'll even let you pay!
Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
Think41self,
I love to use humor to get someone to think. Robert seems to be changing the questions I have presented to avoid giving a specific answer to them but I'll deal with that once he responds to my last few questions. I really do like the guy but I don't ever expect him to like me, being an evil waste of human flesh and all. I almost pointed out his grammatical error but that would be a little wimpy. I'm just having a little fun and learning more about him psychologically speaking. He's a real treat!
Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
TR,
tell your four year old little girl or boy that I can see some real potential artistically speaking in the art you have them do for this board. You should be proud. I just hope they have that great sense of humor their daddy has.
Keep your day job, ya goof ball. You crack me up!
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Horse Woman,
Stop following me around or I'll smack ya!
Big hug and kiss to one of my favorite people
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Prisca,
I am glad you are not offended. I will try harder next time. Thank you for calling me clever, most people just think I'm a little scary. I enjoyed talking to you in the chat room Saturday night. I'm sorry I had to go before you could answer my question about why you consider yourself a Christian. Have you ever read anything involving eastern philosophy? Have you looked at spirituality outside of the Christian way of thinking? Have you ever looked into philosophy, psychology or physics? I'm not trying to irritate or sway your thinking I'm just curious.
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"T" AKA "cat woman"
You know I live just to crack you up. What else do you expect from me? As Robert says, I'm a freak of fallen human nature. (no, I'm not a hermaphrodite so just shut the hell up)!
Big hug.
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Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
One more quick one to add before you respond. I don't understand what you meant by "freaks of fallen human nature" with the emphases on the word "nature." Please explain.
Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
Nice start on that one Robert but before I go any further I would like for you do give me the definition of the word "concubine" and give me gods feelings about them and anyone that may have sex with them out side of gods law that you stated concerning marriage.
After that I will respond to your response.
Thanks man, you are definitely showing some class.
Dave
Kinda like a chess game aint it?
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
>>>Unfortunately it appears as if you are suffering the lingering effects of brain damage from having inhaled the toxic fumes of vaporized ink! / You Know<<<
ROBERT BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
You were gone for so long I thought you had died and gone to heaven!
How you doing pal? I'm sure glad you decided to come back and play with me, I'm really starting to like you. Now on the subject of toxic fumes from printing ink I certainly appreciate your concern for my possible brain damage but I don't think I have much to worry about, I got tuns of brain cells left to play with. But, since I know you're concerned I have to tell you that the ink in itself isn't much of a worry for me. The black ink is primarily made up of good old carbon, very similar to the carbon that your body is made up of. Ya know "from dust you came to dust you'll go" kind of thing.
The binder that is used to keep all the little particles of carbon together (depending on brand) is made up for an extract from seaweed. It's used as a thickener as well as a binder. Some older brands of black ink did indeed have a few nasty solvents in them but in acceptable amounts according to the NABS national association of bible smokers. Most of the solvents used to clean the ink off the rollers is definitely quite toxic but they clean them little rollers off pretty good before they smear the ink on them again for another printing. You are actually expose to more damaging toxins walking around breathing the air in New York City or even Brooklyn than you are smoking bible pages. I also practiced safe smoking in that I waited until I was in the white space in between sentences to inhale. So I hope this puts your mind to ease a little, using bible pages to roll joints with is really quite safe. You are so sweet to be concerned about my health.
I usually am not interested in discussing bible stuff with people because (as you know) most people have no clue about what the're talking about, but I have some real confidence in you so I'm going to stick my neck out and ask you a few questions. I am going to start with one that I have asked several Christians and have never received one single answer back. This one seems to baffle them. I'm counting on you to finally break the record of failure and be the first one to give me a straight answer. If you can't answer it then I'll know you don't know all you think you do. That would make me very sad. I would ask MDS but he seems to be more of a prophet then a researcher.
OK, her it goes. On the very heated subject about sex and homosexuality I have one question concerning a certain group of people. What is the scriptural standing on sexual preference in relation to hermaphrodites? They are born with both sex organs, male and female as well as both testes and ovaries. The hermaphrodite birth rate is a lot higher then most people want to believe.
What does the bible say about the proper sexual relationship among hermaphrodites? Would they be considered homosexual if they had sex with someone having the same sex organ as they do? Will they still be committing a sin if they did? Are they a mistake on gods part? Do they have a proper choice in the sex of a partner they feel they should be with? Should they have a choice in what sexual organ to have surgically removed so as to determine a gender? Should they even have something that they were born with and is not a health hazard removed? If god only created the two separate genders male and female where did the hermaphrodites come from and why doesn't god mention them?
OK, Robert, there is my first question. I'm counting on you buddy. I honestly would like an answer on this one. No one else could ever enlighten me on this matter. If you can't or will not answer this question I will know you do not have all the answers as you claim and neither does the bible. BTW, the word hermaphrodite doesn't exist in one single little sentence in the whole bible so that might make your answer finding a bit of a challenge for you. I'll still consider you my buddy but I will just shake my head in shame every time you state that us apostates have noting to teach you.
I'll be waiting right here for your answer.
Admit it now Robert, isn't this a little fun?
Your new pal,
Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
MDS,
Do you see dead people?
Dave
this is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
This is what I get for playing with Robert too long. I missed all the fun. I don't know if anyone has been assigned to be the spiritually weak person but I would like to give that one a try.
I promise to sit on the fence, change my mind on a daily basis, act spiritually strong around important dates and suck up to all the right people when other important people are looking. I also promise to have sex with other spiritually weak members (women members) and cry like a damn baby when I am caught. I will stay in a constant state of private reproof while inviting all elders to watch the super bowl on my big screen TV while serving them over priced European beer.
I promise to cheat on my time slips and place what ever literature you come up with in each and every Laundromat in the greater Portland area. I promise to look interested when any of the elders try to persuade me to sell Amway. I will perfect the art of looking at sisters breasts and shifting my eyes to the ceiling the split second before they catch me. I will drink heavily with all governing body members and be the first to mention how we are only at the level of feeling happy and not ever drunk.I will come in late to meetings and leave early.
I promise to lip sink all religious songs you come up with while singing "Ding dong the Witch is Dead" under my breath. I will also show each and every member how to roll joints using bible pages. I don't smoke dope any more but if it will help me get this gig I'll start up again.
If this position is already taken then I guess I can just offer to do a logo and some illustration and graphics. I draw one hell of a great nude if it is ever needed and I can alter any photograph to look like any thing your hart desires.
SO do I get the job?
Dave
PS, I will also steal money out of the contribution box and spend it on alcohol and porno.
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
Danny,
Thanks for the kind words. I am trying to be a little careful in what I use humor wise because I do not want to offend any Christians on the board. I myself am not a Christian and never will be but I am concerned about stepping on some good peoples toes. What they want to believe is up to them and if it puts a smile on their face then I think that is a very good thing.
I go after Robert because he's under the delusion that he is superior to everyone in both intellect and spelling prowess. I do admit he has me on the spelling thing. But I have matched wits with guys ten times his self professed intellect. The smarter they think they are the more fun I have with them.
Bobby is going put in a good word for me with the big guy once he dies. I just want to help him reach his goals a little faster. I was serious about the hemorrhoid thing, I think he would make a good writer for peoples ass problems. As the great writing instructors always say, "Write about what you know."
Dave
in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.
i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.
i did the same as a jw teen.
Larc,
I am fairly new to this board and do not know who MDS is. I guess I missed out on a little fun. I really don't like going after people like this, I have a lot better things to do but Robert just seems to make me want to play a little. I stayed off this board for quite a while for exactly the type of thing I am starting to do. I'm just going to try and have some fun with it. I don't think Robert wants to play with me though, it won't be much fun once he becomes afraid of me and starts to ignore my posts to him.
I really do like the guy, I think he has some potential. I believe it is an honorable thing to work with the socially handicapped. It's a guilt / community service kind of thing.
Dave
