Slayer,
That had some humor in it, but I need to come to the defense of my newest and bestes buddy Robert. I figure since he is alone in his thoughts and beliefs he needs a friend and I picked myself for that job. I am going to stick to him like glue. Where ever he posts, there I'll be.
Most people look at him as an arrogant, close minded, pompous, self serving, insensitive,
mindless, needle dicked, socially retarded, crass, ego maniac. I myself disagree, I don't think his dick is the same size as a needle at all.
The guy use to smoke dope and must of had a few encounters with being normal. I am going to try and go where no man has gone before and be his buddy. At first he might not want that but like skin cancer I tend to grow on people. I want to teach him what real friendship is all about. I want to show him how to take his perfect spelling ability and turn it into a courier writing application instructions for hemorrhoid suppositories. I figure I can do the illustrations and he can do the writing. I think that kind of writing is right up his ally.
You never know, the JW's could be right and if they are Robert is going to be gods wife when he goes to heaven and I want an in with the big guys main squeeze.
So please stop picking on my Pal or I'll have to pound you. Robert's my buddy and if you know what's good for you, you should think about making him you buddy too.
Dave
