I wish the faithful slave would give me a list of pornographic website sites that are " Non-Abhorrent ". I would like to call my local elder and tell him I am about to rub one out, Please I need direction. What would even be more funny is if they gave it to me. " You can watch two guys on one girl , just as long as the guys don't make eye contact. That would be homosexuality ".
Seriously, progressive revelation is absolute nonsense.