wow...what a great audience, thank you very much...
*silence*
what? noone watches south park?
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shecky2
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my comedic debut
by shecky2 insomeone said that noone posts anything fun in the forum anymore.. .
ahem..... three guys go to a ski lodge.
there arent enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
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my comedic debut
by shecky2 insomeone said that noone posts anything fun in the forum anymore.. .
ahem..... three guys go to a ski lodge.
there arent enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
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shecky2
someone said that noone posts anything fun in the forum anymore.
*walks up to the mic*
ahem....
three guys go to a ski lodge. there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
in the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “i had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!”the guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too.
then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “that’s funny, i dreamed i was skiing!”
*pauses for the laughter to die down*
an 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. the geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. the next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar.
“what happened?” says the doc.
“well,” the old man starts, “i asked my wife for help. she tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. we even called in arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing.”
the doctor bursts out, “you asked your neighbor?”
“yep. no matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damn jar open.”
*more applause*
*takes a sip of water*a circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people show up for the tryout. one is a handsome lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
the circus owner tells them, “i’m not going to sugar coat it—this is one ferocious lion. he ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. here’s your equipment: a chair, a whip, and a gun. who wants to try out first?”the girl says, “i’ll go first.” she walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. the lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. about half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
the lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. he continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.
the circus owner’s mouth drops to the floor. he says, “i’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” he then turns to the young man and asks, “can you top that?”
the young man replies, “no problem, just get that lion out of the way.”
thank you...
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The brothers hacked my email!
by Erin injust learned that a group of jws hacked my email over a considerable period of time, hoping to intercept "incriminating" information in an attempt to disfellowship me!.
they printed up the emails and passed them out to other elders to "examine".
they were certainly very, very disappointed to not find anything they could "use".. the only outgoing emails from me they obtained were those attached to incoming mail as a result of some friends hitting "respond" when they wrote back to me.. the person who got into my email account is a ministerial servant who had previously worked on my business web site and therefore had my password.. he would download my email onto his computer, miles away, and then put everything back as "unread" so nothing would be "missing", when i accessed email from my computer.
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shecky2
someone's paranoid
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shecky2
yes.
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shecky2
this is a pic of me
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Who of you in this forum have been df'ed?
by YoYoMama inif it is possible can you post why you were disfellowshipped?
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maybe i got through to him.
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Dave Thomas - Biggie Fries & Biggie Shake!
by Utopian Reformist inwendy's founder dave thomas dies.
by mark williams, associated press writer .
columbus, ohio (ap) - dave thomas, the portly pitchman whose homespun ads built wendy's old-fashioned hamburgers into one of the world's most successful fast-food enterprises, has died.
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shecky2
lol. you are an idiot. :)
you're actually trying to make me think you're not proud and conceited? but i know that underneath those boasts, you're an insecure selfish piece of trash.
who else would post his picture on hotornot.com? LOL!!!!!
loser:)
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Dave Thomas - Biggie Fries & Biggie Shake!
by Utopian Reformist inwendy's founder dave thomas dies.
by mark williams, associated press writer .
columbus, ohio (ap) - dave thomas, the portly pitchman whose homespun ads built wendy's old-fashioned hamburgers into one of the world's most successful fast-food enterprises, has died.
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shecky2
words provide a false sense of comfort. being a witness you should know that. you know what provides real comfort? deeds.
1 samuel 2 3
"do not keep talking so proudly or let your mouth speak such arrogance, for the lord is a god who knows, and by him deeds are weighed."read your bible some time. it might help you.
and how can you conclude that i don't consider these places shit?
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Dave Thomas - Biggie Fries & Biggie Shake!
by Utopian Reformist inwendy's founder dave thomas dies.
by mark williams, associated press writer .
columbus, ohio (ap) - dave thomas, the portly pitchman whose homespun ads built wendy's old-fashioned hamburgers into one of the world's most successful fast-food enterprises, has died.
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shecky2
you know what words are right ny? a bunch of bullshit. you can say whatever you want about you, without proof it's all bullshit. you're probably some overweight, pimply faced virgin who jacks off to picture of peewee herman. :O! oh! oh! OH! oh that's the stuff....
have a nice day:)
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Who of you in this forum have been df'ed?
by YoYoMama inif it is possible can you post why you were disfellowshipped?
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shecky2
and yet, you're still here. interesting. is it because you willfully wish to hurt jehovah?