This one comes from the early 90s. There was an elder in East Germany, He was struck by lightning while doing covert witnessing. He died and the other elders knew that in communist Germany everything belongs to the state. So they went to his apt. to get anything incriminating toward the congregation. When they got there they found he was a Stasi agent working as a mole. They could tell he was about to report in and so gathered up the evidence and took it before the other Stasi agents could. So Jehovah killed the Stasi agent. LOL
Now this goes to another story. After I heard this from the platform at a district convention the elder who I worked with I started to ask him a question. I said you heard the story at the assembly about the stasi agent? Yes he said. Well Jehovah killed him, but I had asked you before about the elders being appointed by Jehovah, so Jehovah appointed this guy knowing he was a Stasi agent. Well he said, Jehovah must have seen something good in him. Shit how do you argue with this kind of mind numb?