Lloyd representing himself, with all his legal expertise, at the 1:26 mark:
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11530It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Simon
Legal representation: I'm sorry Mr Evans, people normally come to us for advice on how to handle releasing a statement ahead of doing so, not after they've fucked several up already. We're not able to travel back in time and undo what you did. Everything you said is out there now, you can't undo it. You already dug that hole for yourself!
I'm sure someone will be happy to take his money off him though.
Hey Lloyd, have you considered panicking a bit more? Maybe another statement will convince people? Tell everyone how you are absolutely certain of someone's age and that they were over 20 without thinking at all why you need to do that and what that tells everyone.
All the way through your video you kept using the term "girls", was that some honesty accidentally leaking out?
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The Lloyd Evans Infamous "Photos" Are Being Circulated
by pale.emperor inlloyd's twitter statement this morning states:.
today photos are being circulated that djana disclosed privately to someone she assumed to be a trusted friend.
i want to make it clear that the woman in the photos is in her 20s and not a sex worker.
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Simon
Exactly, no legitimate channel that does their due diligence will want to touch him after this. That's why it's important that these discussions be allowed to take place, so they can be found in future.
His self-declared spokesperson role in the media should be well and truly over.
Hear that Lloyd? It's the sound of your credibility going down the drain ...
Watch out for him trying to be known as yet another new pseudonym or even changing his legal name in an attempt to leave his baggage behind.
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Lloyd has taken his video down: has anyone got a copy of it?
by raymond frantz inlloyd has taken his video down: has anyone got a copy of it?.
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What comments did he edit out of his video?
Yeah, that could be very revealing, and I have some guesses, but it will take a special kind of person to sit through that tripe a second time.
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The Lloyd Evans Infamous "Photos" Are Being Circulated
by pale.emperor inlloyd's twitter statement this morning states:.
today photos are being circulated that djana disclosed privately to someone she assumed to be a trusted friend.
i want to make it clear that the woman in the photos is in her 20s and not a sex worker.
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Simon
"she was over 20, honest!"
Yeah, when you have to keep denying something so fundamental and there is damning photographic evidence, you know "you done fucked up".
Sometimes, the more you deny something the guiltier you look. Because it's then clean you knew exactly what you were doing and how it appears.
Well done Lloyd. I can't wait for all the details to come out and you have to actually be honest for once in your life.
You're a phoney, and always have been.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Is he incapable of thinking?
You can't claim that someone is leaking the photos AND that those are not the photos.
It's either one thing or the other!
And ... taking photos? These are not the actions of anyone who cares what anyone thinks, is even proud of it - maybe wanting a "trophy memento" to remind himself of his exploits?
But he's not too bright if he was taking pics showing what he was up ...
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New Book - The Reluctant Prostate
by Simon inhey everyone, i'm writing a new book.. it's the entirely fictional story about a character called "roy devons", an obese clown who was kicked out of clown college because he couldn't stop touching himself.
he launches his own youtube channel where he tells the world how wrong and unfunny clowns really are.
the world already knows this, and never really had much todo with clowns anyway, although some other ex-clowns felt like they needed to be reminded regularly of their past lives.. he hits upon the idea of asking for donations to support efforts to convince ex-clowns to get their prostates checked.
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I'd buy it if you got it published
Hey, people who buy the $150 special-schmuck edition "might" get a mention, LOL
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The "WE'RE ALL IMPERFECT" Theory.
by pistolpete ina recurring theme in this loyd deal is the we're all imperfect-----------excuse!.
the "we're all imperfect" phrase, is an over used watchtower membership cliche, embedded in the minds of jws and anyone that leaves.
in the real world, there is no such thing as "we are all imperfect".
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Simon
But also... maybe the guy who's family life is in shambles due to his lack of self-control is the wrong guy to be editorializing on the moral failings of a religious group.
If anything, he becomes a walking advertisement for how some people need stricter moral guidance that a religion may provide.
Without it, they have no real sense of right or wrong, or how to behave.
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New Book - The Reluctant Prostate
by Simon inhey everyone, i'm writing a new book.. it's the entirely fictional story about a character called "roy devons", an obese clown who was kicked out of clown college because he couldn't stop touching himself.
he launches his own youtube channel where he tells the world how wrong and unfunny clowns really are.
the world already knows this, and never really had much todo with clowns anyway, although some other ex-clowns felt like they needed to be reminded regularly of their past lives.. he hits upon the idea of asking for donations to support efforts to convince ex-clowns to get their prostates checked.
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Hey everyone, I'm writing a new book.
It's the entirely fictional story about a character called "Roy Devons", an obese clown who was kicked out of clown college because he couldn't stop touching himself. He launches his own YouTube channel where he tells the world how wrong and unfunny clowns really are. The world already knows this, and never really had much todo with clowns anyway, although some other ex-clowns felt like they needed to be reminded regularly of their past lives.
He hits upon the idea of asking for donations to support efforts to convince ex-clowns to get their prostates checked. A worthy cause that no one could object to, and members of the Ex-Clown Assholes reddit group voice their support.
But instead of helping anyone, he goes on a luxury vacation where he meets some young prostitutes, and decides to spend the money on them instead. Not to help any of them escape their misery, but to help himself. Finally, he isn't just some sad, fat, ex-clown touching himself. Now he's a sad, fat, ex-clown paying hookers to touch him instead. It makes him feel happy.
Upon his return he discovers that word of his touchy-touchy has gotten out, and some ex-clowns now think he's disgusting, while others, mostly the Assholes group, think he's heroic. He gives a speech about how his life was once one of misery, how he was altered forever by someone finding him touching himself while wearing official clown garments, and how he now finally feels free. Also, that he's keeping the rest of the money.
Clown media lights up over the revelations and there is much debate.
A few years later he dies alone from AIDS caught off a cheap Thai hooker.
The end.
If you enjoy my stories, please consider subscribing to my channel ...
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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3. If you were kicked out, you didn't make any choice - it was made for you. If you later realized that may have been a blessing, then rejoice - they did you a favor after all.
Whatever the reason, go live your life. Your life likely wasn't that bad, especially if you still want to spend it talking about the same things.