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  Watchtower publication says in Paradise we will fly around like Superman!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  golden age aug 25th 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avoided in christ's kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.

  scientist tell us there is enough atomic energy in one finger nail to propell a battleship.

  the people of the future may carry some of this power with them.

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  Just think, with a bit more foresight and imagination they could have been Marvel.

  Instead, they were just batshit.
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  Robert King aka e-watchman

  by RolRod in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there have been a few post about robert king, the first was 16 years ago, the last was 9 years ago.

  just to the let the old timers here know, he's still at it.

  and for you newbies, robert king who wrote "jehovah himself has become king.

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  Well if a man who can stick tea-spoons to his chest isn't the messiah, I don't know who is.

  As it says in Jebediabob 16:38 - "Do not put your trust in false messiahs, for you shall try to stick your spoon to them but when the time comes to make a cup of tea, it shall no longer be found."
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  Robert King aka e-watchman

  by RolRod in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there have been a few post about robert king, the first was 16 years ago, the last was 9 years ago.

  just to the let the old timers here know, he's still at it.

  and for you newbies, robert king who wrote "jehovah himself has become king.

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  Simon

  The only difference between some lone 'nut' and a large organized religion, is one was lucky to happen to be in the right place at the right time and caught on. A century later, they have millions of followers but fundamentally it's the same nonsense, one isn't more inspired or correct or wrong than the other. As long as you reach a certain size, it becomes pretty self-sustaining unless the leadership really messes up.

  Leave it a millennium and you may have grown to billions of followers. Same shit, more bureaucracy built up around it. More tentacles into government and society to feed itself.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  original reddit post (removed).

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  Simon

  What if you don't really have a case and just want to shake the tree in the hope that some money falls out?

  Oh, wait ...
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  2. scandals

  original reddit post (removed).

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  Simon

  Notice they don't point to anything specific, but they want a blanket statement saying everything is untrue, and anything negative about Mr ButtHurt be scrubbed from view.

  That's a legal Hail Mary legal letter if ever there was one!

  I hope he tells them to shove it ...
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  Hi people!

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi guys, owyergoin?

  (that’s australian for youse foreigners!

  haven’t called in quite a while but just called by to say “i’m still standing and still enjoying shiraz !.

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  Ozzie! Of course we remember you!

  Funnily enough I was just thinking about you recently - I've been working on full-text indexing the site to improve the search, and saw lots of early posts whizzing past, it was like seeing life at FFWD speed. Brought back lots of memories. Good times.

  So sorry to hear about your wife ... hope you're seeing some sunnier skies now.

  We don't have Shiraz but we'll raise a glass of what we have :)
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  Peak Cancel Culture

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  we seemed to have reached peak cancel-culture.

  now, we get to try to cancel the citizens of an entire country for something their government chose to do.. really, we can't allow russian individuals to compete in sports?

  to live a life?.

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  Motorways.

  Think about it.

  You're going faster.

  Why?

  Because you're Rushin'

  Russian!!! For gods sake!!!!

  We need to fire up McCarthy and round people up.
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  Peak Cancel Culture

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  we seemed to have reached peak cancel-culture.

  now, we get to try to cancel the citizens of an entire country for something their government chose to do.. really, we can't allow russian individuals to compete in sports?

  to live a life?.

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  Sorry, I thought we'd peaked, but there was more to come. I always underestimate people's ability for stupid.

  Apart from sports people and opera singers who have the audacity to have been born Russian, there is a new contender for the subject of leftist idiot cancellation.

  Ladies and Gentlemen (who aren't Russian), I give you:

  Poutine!

  If you don't know, it's a French Canadian dish consisting of Fries, Cheese Curds and Gravy. It's delicious, but you know what else it is? It's sounding a lot like "Putin"! So it's now OFF the menu.

  Thank god we've solved Ukraine.
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  Lloyd Evans, Philandering & Sex Slaves

  by Marbles in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the argument made by le supporters that his philandering is "between him and his wife" is a fallacy.

  philandering is a real social problem that affects many families (including mine).

  it's pretty apparent now that le has been using his wife and his in-laws to boost his writing career, and now that he has achieved his goals, he will discard them.

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  Simon

  in an effort to keep his viewers believing he is a relatively innocent man, compared to other men who do club baby seal cubs to death. He's obscene, which is also over the top.

  Well, you have taken his "relative innocence" argument and dialled it up to 11, because serial killers and psychopaths are worse than people who hunt animals.

  You're really doing him a huge favour by making these kind of outlandish comparisons, because any reasonable person will conclude that he isn't that bad, and that you are overreaching with your claims.
  
  
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  Lloyd Evans, Philandering & Sex Slaves

  by Marbles in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the argument made by le supporters that his philandering is "between him and his wife" is a fallacy.

  philandering is a real social problem that affects many families (including mine).

  it's pretty apparent now that le has been using his wife and his in-laws to boost his writing career, and now that he has achieved his goals, he will discard them.

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  LE has gone over the top, so it seems like I have to, also, to balance things out.

  It doesn't work like that, what you actually do plays more into his hands because he'll refer to this kind of accusation / comparison to then dismiss all of them and paint everyone as "unbalanced haters". You effectively hand him a get-out-of-jail-free card.

  It's far more effective to come across as reasonable and fair. It makes valid criticism stronger when you do.