Posts by Simon

posted

11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

Let's not include Dijana in memes, it's not really fair on her - she's a victim in all this.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

He also admitted he "dated" a prostitute in Thailand
Lordy, can you just imagine what that setup was?
"Oh, Mister Woyd, you such good lover to me! You be my boyfriend and me love you long time. Me definitely your girlfriend and me not just say you good lover so you give me more money. Ignore men outside, they all just friends, that all, not like you, so many muscles you have and you so handsome and manly! Erm, no, we not do humpy-humpy right now, me need to vomit a little ..."
Disclaimer: I have absolutely zero first-hand knowledge of prostitutes but even I know they are not like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and they are not falling for you. I imagine anything they tell you is to loosen your wallet and keep you friendly.
And no one would fall for that ... would they? Can anyone be that STUPID? Apparently, yes ... yes they can.
Lloyd is the comedy gift that keep on giving. It's like a soundbox in a doll - you just poke that belly and another nugget flies out.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

they had this photo on commons,wikimedia .org from 2004 cheshire this is so sad
Small world - I used to work not too far from there!
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

I had no idea these even existed. I think this is the most useful information I've seen in the the twenty or so years I've been on this board.
Ha, you beat me - I was "those ... are a THING!"
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

He also admitted he "dated" a prostitute in Thailand
That ... that's just sad and hilarious.
Does he imagine she "love him long time"?
I wonder what all her other boyfriends thought about it?
OMG, it was already a train wreck, no need to put clown costumes on the bodies.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

Las Malvinas - thanks for taking the bullet so we didn't need to listen to his whine.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

How monumentally stupid does he think people are?
The Lloyd Lifestyle (tm) is completely and utterly incompatible with anyone claiming to advocate for victims of CSA. Period. No debate.
It's not some puritanical viewpoint. It's not that people have hangups about sex. It's that people with basic morals know it's hypocritical and ultimately contributing to the industry that victimizes people, the majority who have suffered CSA. It may even be re-victimizing a previous victim because he has no way to truly verify consent.
Lloyd (I know you can't resist reading all this) you're a fucking moron mate.
And trying to use your own daughter as a shield? YOU did this to them. I doubt they are following twitter at that age. Anything that they are going through is due to having a sleaze-ball of a father who thinks "I can't control my penis" is believable.
Grow up. Be a man. Apologize. Then fuck off.
That's all you had to do to put your wife and children first. Instead, you are even linking their name to this. Poor kids.
You vile turd.
33
Response to "The Flood is Real, Because ..."
by Simon in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i remember one of the flowchart responses to people questioning the biblical flood was something along the lines that "every culture has a flood story".. of course, nearly everywhere has flooded at one time or another and we know there are minor floods and then there are the 1-in-1000 year kind of weather event, that tend to get a mention (anyone from the uk will still talk about the summer of '76, and that's probably nothing in comparison to a decent flood).. but the inference is that the flood must be real, because every culture has a flood story.. the best response is "now do dragons".. because apparently, nearly every culture also has a dragon legend.. does it mean dragons exist?

some desperate jw may show their ignorance by suggesting that man lived at the same time as dinosaurs and they are what the stories were based on.

fun fact: stegosaurus was a fossil when t-rex was alive for longer than it's been since t-rex has been a fossil to us - we're talking old, and no overlap (ignore the map in the cover of the old green bible).. do jws still even bother trying to defend the cray-cray aesop-fable kind of ot beliefs?.
Simon

that seems strange with that island nation gifting us with the word Tsunami.
I think it's harder for a smaller island to suffer from overland flooding, it lacks the large river systems and topology to back-up all the water.
A tsunami is their main concern. That and Godzilla.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

To the point where I"m really going to struggle to collaborate with other ex-jws uh due to this, which is a real shame...
Translation into reality: no one wants to work with me anymore, because I'm a cancer to the community.
11530
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
Simon

Lloyd is accusing everyone who has brought up the Thailand sex trafficking angle as a racist.
Uh?
How is anything anyone has said "racist"? If anything, we have concerns about his racism - doesn't going to countries to "use" their young women seem like a racist thing to do? (treating people of other races as lesser / commodities)
You know someone is shit-out-of-ideas when the best excuse they have left is to throw in the racism card, especially when it's some middle-aged white guy doing it!
Lloyd Evans - John Cedars is as bad as the borg in his PR attempts.
But didn't you hear? He has a whole PR team engaged now!
Oh wait, news just in: that may have just been yet another Lloydy Lie.
Yes, it's now been confirmed: people saw his lips moving, so we know it's a lie.