Who among us hasn't dreamt of having complete mastery of their penis. Just thing of how useful an extra controllable appendage would be with DIY projects, woodworking, painting, cooking and other activities.
I'm starting to think mine is beyond hope. I've followed all the courses but I'm forever stuck on the level 1 basics of "aiming mostly for the bowl and how to stop dribbling". But at least it's not booked any trips to Thailand while I wasn't looking.
I've tried praying to Saintly Brandon for guidance to the path to true enlightenment.