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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  it was is turn to be the goalie? he said he couldn't ,hurt his arm

  That's like 8 year old "I don't want to be the goalie" level stuff.

  He may have sprained his wanking arm ;)
  
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  Have you driven in a country that drives on the opposite side of the road?

  by FondaCox in

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  did you drive?

  if so, how nerve wracking was it for you?

  i'd be terrified i'd stop concentrating for a moment and out of habit make a right turn at a red light into oncoming traffic.

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  Technically, people always drive on opposite sides of the road, except for occasional drunk or senile drivers.
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  Who do you think leaked the Trump documents location to the FBI?

  by GabeAthouse in

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  was it melania?

  don jr?

  or gary busey's son, eric trump?.

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  You start with an assumption that there is substance, and it's not another hoax like all the previous ones - a political hit-job by the deep state, politicized by the democrats, pure and simple.

  And a reminder: we're not here to listen to you tell us what a gullible fool you are by you spewing your TDS
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  I look at his unkempt, scraggly face and wonder if he ever bathes.

  He bathes every day in the tears of his family and trafficked girls.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  when I sign into my jw account I know there are imprint security in my personal account so if I screenshot or send to someone then it could be linked back to me

  If I was the WTS, I would be using Steganography to identify leakers. It's easy to do and difficult to detect.
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  Are You Concerned About Inflation?

  by Simon in

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  i saw a statistic the other day that something like 25% of all the debt that the us has incurred since 1776 was created in the last 12 months.

  that's because they have printed so much currency and instead of letting that stop them, they are going to continue printing more to go on a spending spree on crazy green-new-deal schemes and union handouts.. does anyone think that this can be anything other than inflationary?

  they are effectively stealing the wealth of everyone to then hand money out to people.

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  So inflation went down by a tiny amount, this imbecile is now claiming it means there is 0% inflation:

  https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1557371323625738241

  It's actually 8.5%, his economy is in the shitter and people are suffering. He's a modern-day Marie Antoinette, so out of touch because nothing impacts him (he's also doolally out of touch and probably thinks it's still 1962).

  Q: Where are all the fact checkers for this WHOPPER of mis-information!
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  Woke Up Feeling Poetic, so an ExJW Poem

  by Simon in

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  come here you heavy hearted who departed from the truth your youth and family trapped you in.. no need to fear that armageddons near and you will be forgotten as a rotten failure to your kin.. the freedom that you took is nothing that a crusty book can ever realistically replace.. so stand up tall, tell all who need to hear that it is them who fear to look you in the face..

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  Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz would be proud!

  LOL

  I watched the original Hitch-Hikers Guide TV show a few weeks ago. I know the pain of Vogon poetry.
  
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  Woke Up Feeling Poetic, so an ExJW Poem

  by Simon in

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  come here you heavy hearted who departed from the truth your youth and family trapped you in.. no need to fear that armageddons near and you will be forgotten as a rotten failure to your kin.. the freedom that you took is nothing that a crusty book can ever realistically replace.. so stand up tall, tell all who need to hear that it is them who fear to look you in the face..

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  I mean, I call it "poetry".
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  Woke Up Feeling Poetic, so an ExJW Poem

  by Simon in

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  come here you heavy hearted who departed from the truth your youth and family trapped you in.. no need to fear that armageddons near and you will be forgotten as a rotten failure to your kin.. the freedom that you took is nothing that a crusty book can ever realistically replace.. so stand up tall, tell all who need to hear that it is them who fear to look you in the face..

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  Come here you heavy hearted who departed from the truth your youth and family trapped you in.

  No need to fear that armageddons near and you will be forgotten as a rotten failure to your kin.

  The freedom that you took is nothing that a crusty book can ever realistically replace.

  So stand up tall, tell all who need to hear that it is them who fear to look you in the face.
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  RIP Olivia Newton-John

  by Slidin Fast in

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  sad to hear of her passing.

  it's sad and weird when the images live on but the source succumbs to the human condition.. i'm sure canabis and plant based products helped her through the pain but i hope she didn't rely on them for a cure..

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  Yeah, life gets everyone in the end.

  Sad, she seemed charming.

  Grease was a fun, but garbage movie (the flying car at the end? WTF? think of a way to end your movie for gods sake!). I remember my older sister and her friend going to see it 2 or 3 times. I'm amazed they were allowed because it had some pretty adult themes for JW kids back then.