then talks about having a relationship with a sex worker not 10mins later?
The more he talks, the more contradictions there are. People who lie often have trouble staying consistent with their stories, but you don't normally expect them to do so in back-to-back sentences like he manages.
I think "I dated a hooker" is pure comedy gold. Like "no, no, I wasn't just paying strangers for sex ... I was dating the hooker ... who other people payed for sex" is such a great explanation for anything.
Lloyd is not the smartest guy in the block
Ain't that the truth! He's clueless and this entire thing is completely of his own making. I don't mean the mess itself, which is his doing, but the publicity of it and constant pouring gasoline on the fire. His ego is so huge he thinks he knows best and can just explain everything away. But unfortunately for him, no one else is quite so dumb and gullible.
"oooh, Mr Woyd, it me, Ting-Tong, your girl fwend!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q5dSbBczE