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  I never thought I'd have to tell my kids....

  by FreedomFrog in

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  what are some of the things you had to say to your kids you didn't think you'd ever have to say?

  if you don't have kids you can give some examples of any family member or friends.. here are mine to my 6 year old:.

  "quit licking the car.

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  "Ok, honey, don't bite anybody today."

  "Yes, f*ck is a bad word"

  "Please don't tell the dog you are going to kick his a$$"
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  72% Voter Turnout in Iraq

  by Elsewhere in

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  the voter turnout for the 2004 us presidential election was 60.7% (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/a10492-2005jan14.html).

  despite being threatened by terrorists, iraq's voter turnout was much greater than the last us voter turnout!

  i'd say it was a far greater success than expected!

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  Congratulations to the Iraqi people.

  I wonder what the voter turn out is for other nations. Someone stated the US turnout (which was on the news as well) running in the 60%.

  What was England's?

  What about Canada?

  I don't think Americans are the only apathetic people on the planet.
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  Check out THESE Melons !!

  by Puternut in

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  http://www.americade.info/melons.htm

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  Wow! I cannot believe that people can be so artistic.
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  My Elder Friend Got Announced As Being Deleted.....

  by minimus in

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  for going to my kid's wedding.

  he was told he was not "serious", had no "self-control" and "did not work well with the body".

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  Big Tex, they say "deleted" now from the platform. If they were happy with your services and sorry you are deleting yourself, they will give a nice little speech of thanks and the congregation is no longer to say he "stepped down" rather he "stepped aside" ......

  Sorry min for everything your family is going through.
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  Women Only; Aging

  by Golf in

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  this came to my attention this afternoon, i wonder why?

  "it is important for men to remember that as a women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

  when you notice this, try not to yell at them.

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  Love it!!
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  The poster who you find the FUNNIEST here, and why?

  by outbutnotdown in

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  of course, different people enjoy different types of humour, so there will be a wide variety of responses, but if you could mention why you find that person funny, personally, it would be appreciated.. i would have to say that i have to pick two people.

  i enjoy having humour displayed in a tasteful manner, but with wit.

  a life-lesson taught with a laugh is about as good as it gets, imo, even if i am not capable of accomplishing that very well myself.

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  Lemme see now, who smells funny???

  hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  Desperate Housewives.......

  by ScoobySnax in

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  i love this programme,.......we get loads of crap from the states, but when they make a good show....wow!!

  along with friends and simpsons.....this has got to be right up there with the classics!!!!.

  go edie!!!!

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  Scooby! I love this show! Every show has its lovers and haters.
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  The "BRAG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ABOUT YOUR KIDS" thread

  by outbutnotdown in

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  on my "backyard rink" thread some of us were bragging about our kids.

  confusedjw and scootergirl shared their kids' hockey and skating successes.. i thought it would be cool to have a thread where parents (and other relatives) could post their kids' achievements as they come along.. births, first steps, first words, sports/academic achievements, etc.

  i'll start:.

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  Eyebrow, your 3 year old sounds adorable.
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  The poster who you find the FUNNIEST here, and why?

  by outbutnotdown in

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  of course, different people enjoy different types of humour, so there will be a wide variety of responses, but if you could mention why you find that person funny, personally, it would be appreciated.. i would have to say that i have to pick two people.

  i enjoy having humour displayed in a tasteful manner, but with wit.

  a life-lesson taught with a laugh is about as good as it gets, imo, even if i am not capable of accomplishing that very well myself.

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  funny funny or just funny looking?

  Funny looking? Gumby............I mean how many people are that bendable and green.

  Funny funny? Brummie........how many cats really talk?
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  Never agian after 60 yr the holocaust

  by z in

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  when they were young, they fought the nazis, and then bore witness to the extreme depravity of which human beings are capable.

  now in or nearing their 80s and 90s, the allied soldiers who liberated the concentration camps of .

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  http://remember.org/witness/jagermann.html

  I still cannot believe that humans treated other humans so INHUMANELY and with such cruelty. When you hear of people that deny it happened, you cannot believe your ears. This tragedy in human history was only 60 years ago and we have so many testimonies to this cruelty.