Very funny way to start the morning!!
simplesally
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Bad kitty!!!! Bad! Bad! Bad Kitty!!!!! :S
by Elsewhere inso there i was... (i've always wanted to start a story with that line) .
i'm sitting here taking a look at the posts on jwd when i start to hear a commotion coming from the direction of the cats' litter box.
i look and one of my cats is jumping and flailing around... sometimes stopping to drag its ass across the floor... with cat crap dragging behind it.
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The Breast Cancer Site needs your help today, please.
by Frannie Banannie inplease do this, it will only take a minute of your time!!!.
a favor to ask .
it only takes a minute.... .
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simplesally
There are some nice bracelets to order from this site
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Were you ever ashamed of another JW?
by JH in.
in the field service, i was going door to door with an elder, and he couldn't stop spitting on the ground every now and then..... .
once at a ball park, i saw a 75 year old ms watching a ball game, and he took napkins to wipe his bench because it rained and it was wet, so he wipped his bench and threw all the napkins on the grass instead of walking to the garbage can about 30 feet away...
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Ashamed of this brother (about 60 years old) who would pee in the bushes when we were out in service. I refused to go in the group with him anymore.
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Bald is not funny! Or is it???
by simplesally intoday, i took teryn to a birthday at a jumper 'fun' zone.
there were several jumpers, inflated slides, a jumper obstacle course, etc.
well, i got into the action and got into one of the jumpers and decided to do a flip.
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Calico, I thought losing my hair would be traumatic. And, truthfully, it was very traumatic ....... at first!! Now, it's not ....... I am used to it. Hair is not such a big deal. I have 6 wigs so my workmates and most customers are quite aware I wear wigs....... can't be blonde one day and brunette with long hair the next!
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Bald is not funny! Or is it???
by simplesally intoday, i took teryn to a birthday at a jumper 'fun' zone.
there were several jumpers, inflated slides, a jumper obstacle course, etc.
well, i got into the action and got into one of the jumpers and decided to do a flip.
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simplesally
Today, I took Teryn to a birthday at a jumper 'fun' zone. There were several jumpers, inflated slides, a jumper obstacle course, etc.
Well, I got into the action and got into one of the jumpers and decided to do a flip. As I flipped over, my wig flew off my head. When I landed, of course, I was bald as could be! The little 4 year and 5 year old kids were shocked and silent for several seconds, staring!!!
I got my wig back on, my daughter so sweetly said, "My mommy's bald. It's ok."
Then the little kids started laughing and saying, "She lost her hair, ha ha ha ha."
I could not stop laughing when I got out of the jumper. The other mothers started roaring when I told them and they all had to check with their kids wanting to hear what the kids thought of that funny thing! -
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Should Children Witness Childbirth?
by Frannie Banannie indue to a power outage, only one paramedic.
> responded to the call.
> very dark, so the paramedic asked kathleen,.
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simplesally
I am not having anymore children but if I were, I would definitely have let my 4 1/2 year old watch the birth. If the opportunity arises and a friend gives birth, I would let her be there.
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Those announced as "no longer regular pioneers"
by stillAwitness in3 sisters were announced as such at this past meeting (2 of which have a family member who was recently d'f but the third had been pioneering for as long as anyone can remember)
coincidence?
or possibly they were caught in some freaky-deaky 3 way love fest?
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daniel and drew,
They are supposed to announce it when someone is no longer a regular pioneer. They are not supposed to indicate whether this was for reproof or for personal reasons. "So and so is no longer serving as a regular pioneer in the ____ Congregation"
If the person is to be publicy reproved there is another announcement.
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Just had a mammogram
by lostlantern ini just had my first mammogram today and i can honestly say it wasn't fun.
i quickly went from feeling just fine to being very worried.
i felt a lump last month and now it is gone.
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simplesally
Many times there is no one to read your mammogram. It must go to the radiologist and then if there is a problem, they will call you in a few days to come back for an ultrasound. In my case, they called me within 3 days and said to come in NOW. They meant right then. I went in and they did the ultrasound and an immediate biopsy. I will never forget lying there with that needle going in crying silently ... laying there alone and scared to death.
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Mammogram is ok
by lostlantern in.
i just wanted to say thanks, i appreciate everyones positive feedback.
i got the official word today, everything is ok.. i felt much better after having read your comments, thanks for getting me through this experience.
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What is the time limit to eat a found dead animal and not be punished?
by Joe Witless in( le 17:15,16 ) as for any soul that eats a body (already) dead.
or something torn by a wild beast , whether a native or an.
alien resident , he must in that case wash his garments and .
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simplesally
McDonald's may get their meat from an animal dead up to 3 days, but they are the ones that killed it .......... I think one would not want to eat an animal that was already dead when you came upon it.
I have heard about people eating roadkill --- not dead animals found by the road, but a deer they hit with their car.