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  Who still goes to meetings?

  by christopherceo in

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  just a curious question to see what types of stories i get.

  let's hear how you do it.

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  Funchback

  DIM-

  I didn't realize what a lame bunch of elders you had over there at the WG!

  Still, Oreland sucks even worse: Gary Funches, Joe McGilloway, and the gustapoman: Claud Villa.

  Jeff Henry is the only geniune, caring elder in Oreland.
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  Who still goes to meetings?

  by christopherceo in

  1. jw
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  just a curious question to see what types of stories i get.

  let's hear how you do it.

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  Funchback

  LOL @ Elsewhere.

  I call EVERYONE at the hall by their first names. If they don't like it, then they can kiss my mmm-mmm.
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  Who still goes to meetings?

  by christopherceo in

  1. jw
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  just a curious question to see what types of stories i get.

  let's hear how you do it.

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  Funchback

  Guilty!

  I still go but I miss chunks of meetings at a time. I am in the process of breaking away permanently. Like blondie, I still have a few loose ends to tie and I hope to be completely gone before the next District Convention in August.

  About 2 or 3 weeks ago, we had the visit of the CO. On the Theocratic School night, I stayed home but I listened in via telephone just in case there was some gems that I could post here. Anyway, while the school overseer was giving his part about the new TMS arrangement and how important it was to be enrolled and participating, I called his home number (using my cell phone), and removed myself from the school. I actually said this on his answer machine:

  "Hi, Jeff. I'm actually listening to your part about the new TMS arrangement. I wanted to ask you to remove me from the school at this time. I hope that you respect my wishes and not get into why I don't want to be enrolled. Thank you."
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  Amos Spector, Hibbing, MN

  by ColdRedRain in

  1. jw
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  does anybody know where he has been?

  a friend of mine told me he got disfellowshipped recently and i wanted to guide him to this board.

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  Funchback

  I don't know the guy but I just wanted to bump your query to the top since it buried on page 4 after only 6 reads.

  Funchback, of the Post Pusher Upper class
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  #1 superbowl ?'s...Fav Commercial!!!!

  by VeniceIT in

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  ok we know that's one of the reasons everyone luvs the superbowl, so out with it what was your favorite commercial????

  i'm having trouble deciding!!!!

  pepsi had a great showing this year .

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  Funchback

  Well, during the Super Bowl breaks, my favorite commercial was the Trident gum one with the 4 out of 5 dentists. You know, the one where the squirrel bit the guys "nuts" and he screamed, "NOOOOOOO...."

  Edited by - Funchback on 27 January 2003 10:51:4
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  Jan 2003 KM - "Send us your $'s electronic...

  by Funchback in

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  2. current

  page 3, under 'announcements', last bulletpoint:.

  "for those who wish to make donations to the worldwide work electronically, a set of instructions is available to explain this arrangement.

  for further information, call or write to watch tower, office of the secretary and treasurer, 25 columbia heights, brooklyn, new york 11201-2483, (718) 560-5000.

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  Funchback

  Here is the link to the thread in which I typed out the entire letter:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=45216&site=3
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  Electronic Payments to WatchTower

  by Funchback in

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  from watchtower bible and tract society of pennyslvania.... ti:tk january 20, 2003. dear brother xxxxxxxx,.

  at 2 corinthians 9:7, paul said: let each one do just as he has resolved in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for god loves a cheerful giver.

  " in modern times some have resolved in their hearts to donate toward the worldwide preaching work by means of checks sent to the watch tower bible and tract society of pennsylvania.. however, some have expressed interest in making donations directly from their bank accounts or by other electronic means.

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  Funchback

  ^BUMPED^ for Lisa a/k/a LDH.
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  Electronic Payments to WatchTower

  by Funchback in

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  from watchtower bible and tract society of pennyslvania.... ti:tk january 20, 2003. dear brother xxxxxxxx,.

  at 2 corinthians 9:7, paul said: let each one do just as he has resolved in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for god loves a cheerful giver.

  " in modern times some have resolved in their hearts to donate toward the worldwide preaching work by means of checks sent to the watch tower bible and tract society of pennsylvania.. however, some have expressed interest in making donations directly from their bank accounts or by other electronic means.

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  Funchback

  Hi, email.

  Did you ever find the UN link that has the scans in it?
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  ? re: nose bleeds

  by beepers in

  1. watchtower
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  i was talking with my brother the other day and he asked me " what were you suposed to do when you got a nose bleed?

  if the blood runs down the back of your throat.

  " he said that technically that would be eating the blood in the eyes of the jw's.

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  Funchback

  beepers.... You're welcome!

  U_R- I think that your real life experience was funnier than my fake article!!!
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  ? re: nose bleeds

  by beepers in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was talking with my brother the other day and he asked me " what were you suposed to do when you got a nose bleed?

  if the blood runs down the back of your throat.

  " he said that technically that would be eating the blood in the eyes of the jw's.

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  Funchback

  w4/1/1988: Question From Readers: "If my nose begins to bleed, will Jehovah God punish me for inadvertantly swallowing some blood?" In summary, it says:

  "What shall one do in the event of a nose bleed? So as not to become bloodguilty, the person would need to first and foremost pray. Next, he should immediately cease swallowing. Yes, at all costs, repudiate the gushing blood. Continuing, he should firmly pinch the upper portion of his nose (sometimes referred to as 'the bridge'), using only his index finer and thumb. Then, while vomitting out the excessive blood, he is encouraged to run to the kitchen and find the jar of pepper. He should then take two huge whiffs of the pepper and then wait on Jehovah to produce a sneeze. Sneezing will force the blood out of your nose and away from your throat. Do not thank anyone if they should happen to say, "God bless you" for sneezing. When the time is right, you can show them using the Bible why we don't thank people for blessing us when we sneeze."

  In all seriousness, I couldn't find any reference to your question. I searched the 1999 WT CD-ROM.