Posts by SlayerLayer

Here's the moment we've all been waiting for. The release of the JW.com ladies photo shoot. Please refrain from any lewd comments. I hold these ladies in the absolute highest respect.

Venice enjoys apostasy, swimming,
and chatting with good friends.
Venice has her own webcam, for those
naughty nights.

Harmony's hobbies include hugging trees
and saving whales. She also enjoys rolling
an occasional joint. You can see Harmony again
in the upcoming Tie Dyed issue of JW.com

Mulan enjoy's teasing her friend Venice.
Venice will no doubt get many laughs from this
rare photo of Mulan. Not bad for a grandmother huh?

Tracy and Dana are sisters. They enjoy many online
activities together. Tracy is an indepent woman
know for thinking for herself. When these two get together,
you can bet on a wild night in the chat room. But don't
worry, Dana is safe for kids.

Riz enjoys domination and cheese. Watch out fellas,
this one is a wild one!

Gwen is the quiet type. Although she did win first
prize at the Tiffany look alike contest. She has
declared "I'm not a Nobody! I'm SOMEBODY!"

Wendy is the loving type. She has been known
to take in stray animals. Her hobbies include
many chat rooms, discussion boards, and caring
for her two children. Such a hot mama, that we
call her Mommy.

Lastly we have Simone. Simone may not be very
attractive, but she is the publisher of this
magazine, and demanded that we make her the
centerfold.

We would like to take this moment to thank all that submitted their photos for entry.

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Apostate Swimsuit Calendar

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

we would like to take this opportunity to recognize those that were just too ugly to make it into aour calendar.

we thank you for your audition photos, but we're afraid that you would hurt our business.

again thank you for auditioning.

SlayerLayer

I'm really glad you guys got a kick out of it. I think I should say that no supermodels were harmed in the making of this production.

Watch out ladies...you're next!

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Apostate Swimsuit Calendar

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

we would like to take this opportunity to recognize those that were just too ugly to make it into aour calendar.

we thank you for your audition photos, but we're afraid that you would hurt our business.

again thank you for auditioning.

SlayerLayer

You know, I almost did this with the women of the board, but then I realized that I would get in real trouble with some of these ladies...lol. TR does look like such a tease. I think that Yeru has got to be the ugliest. I mean, I would put a bag over the rest of you guys head, but I would have some serious nightmares after Yeru.

SlayerLayer---God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the snowy mountains and I had to eat him.

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Apostate Swimsuit Calendar

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

we would like to take this opportunity to recognize those that were just too ugly to make it into aour calendar.

we thank you for your audition photos, but we're afraid that you would hurt our business.

again thank you for auditioning.

SlayerLayer

We would like to take this opportunity to recognize those that were just too ugly to make it into aour calendar. We thank you for your audition photos, but we're afraid that you would hurt our business. Again thank you for auditioning. In recognition of your efforts, we will post your photo shoots here for all to see.

This one has to be the ugliest of all...

Again, thank you for your interest in Apostate Swimsuit Edition.

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Is it just me?.....

by ExmormonRobertson in

jw
friends

i've been looking at the pictures of all the women posters, and they're beautiful!

had i known that jw women looked this good long ago i'd be a member today!.

dana.

SlayerLayer

Oh don't worry, Harmony is in the next issue of JWMaxim. Along with Riz, Wendy, Dana and Tracy.

SlayerLayer---God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the snowy mountains and I had to eat him.

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Is it just me?.....

by ExmormonRobertson in

jw
friends

i've been looking at the pictures of all the women posters, and they're beautiful!

had i known that jw women looked this good long ago i'd be a member today!.

dana.

SlayerLayer

Heck yeah Jan! I'd buy one of those calanders!

January: Riz stretched out in front of the fireplace.
February: Prisca leaning against a keg of Foster's.
March: Claudia modeling a lovely two-piece
April: RedHorseWoman riding her horse in a two-piece
May: Shelby wearing a one piece, lying in front of a picture of JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH.
June: We have Wendy aka Mommy standing under a waterfall to cool herself on a hot summer day.
July: Reagan_Oconnor across the hood of 67 GTO.
August: Venice running an ice cube down her body (that's for slip and yeru)
September: BugEyesWife in the outback, wearing a two-piece, drinking a Foster's
October: (Halloween) Wendy and Prisca wearing black witch hats topless leaning in close to each other. (Shut up! It's my calander!)
November: Sunchild, in a lovely birthday suit.
December: SlayerLayer, surrounded by all of the above mentioned ladies, while of course drinking a beer thinking..."It don't get any better than this"

SlayerLayer---God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the snowy mountains and I had to eat him.