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  Anybody else had visions?

  by philo in

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  when i was separating from my wife and leaving the jws, i had some visions.

  for some strange reason, i decided not to eat for a day, then when i found my thinking clearer and my emotions mellower, i fasted for another two days.

  so after the third day, i was walking down our street and i saw the houses burning after me, i felt this was an affirmation that marriage was decay and destruction, or wasteage.

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  On the thread "excuses", I made this comment to my brother:

  This is a good area where I live. I've never had a witness knock on my door. (knocking on wood as we speak)

  
  After I posted that message, I thought to my self...They are going to knock on my door tommorrow.

  Today when I got home, there were two tracts in my door. This of course most likely is a coincidence, but this is what I was refering to earlier on this thread. That sort of thing happens on a daily basis for me.

  Of course I'm sure that any dubs reading this will say that Jehovah heard what I said, and thought I needed a visit.

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  Excuses

  by StifflersErSlayersBrother in

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  neone got ne good excuses for me to give friends and family members as to why i have missed so many meetings?

  they gonna get suspisious if i keep sayin i been sick...

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  This is a good area where I live. I've never had a witness knock on my door. (knocking on wood as we speak)

  You guys aren't gonna believe this but when I got home today, there were two tracts in my door. I guess I didn't knock on wood hard enough.

  Of course, any dubs reading this will think it's Jehovah's hand or some stupid nonsense I'm sure.

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  Excuses

  by StifflersErSlayersBrother in

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  neone got ne good excuses for me to give friends and family members as to why i have missed so many meetings?

  they gonna get suspisious if i keep sayin i been sick...

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  You're in a tight spot bro. You live in a neighborhood full of nosey witnesses. You work with witnesses. You can't exactly just fade away as easily as some people. My advice to you is to just start looking for a better paying job AWAY from the dubs. Save some money and moveout of the territory.

  This is a good area where I live. I've never had a witness knock on my door. (knocking on wood as we speak)

  Then you have the problem of the only people that you know are dubs. I'll help you out as much as I can. You'll meet new friends thru work and such. I'll take you out clubbing when I can. We'll fix this, it's just gonna take a little time.

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  Electronic "Fun"!!!

  by MadApostate in

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  no, you perverts, this thread is not about sex toys!.

  all of us have probably experienced sitting in the kh listening to some boring talk when all the sudden the sound system picks up a shortwave, cb, police, ambulance, other type radio transmission.. do we have any electronics experts here that can explain how/why this occurred; what types of stray signals sound systems are most susceptible to pick up; can filters be used to prevent such; etc., etc.. can you imagine the "fun" one could have by driving slowly by your local kh during the public talk, and blasting the sound system with: "if you want the real truth about jws, call 1-800-why-1914.".

  of course, i'm sure this violates some fcc reg, but if you only did it once a month at different meetings, you likely would never be id'ed.. bored and ornery.

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  CB operators can get signal boosters that would make their transmition bleed through. A friend of mine used to use his whenever he would pull up behind some hot girl in a car. He would speak and she would hear over her stereo.

  I uses to love when that happened at meetings. LOL DEEMONZZ!!!

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  Anybody else had visions?

  by philo in

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  when i was separating from my wife and leaving the jws, i had some visions.

  for some strange reason, i decided not to eat for a day, then when i found my thinking clearer and my emotions mellower, i fasted for another two days.

  so after the third day, i was walking down our street and i saw the houses burning after me, i felt this was an affirmation that marriage was decay and destruction, or wasteage.

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  Dan if you win the powerball, please remember that I think you are one of my best friends. We have so much in common. You are a really nice person. You are so cool. I like your music. AND I like Nowhere man.

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  Remote Viewing

  by funkyderek in

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  following on from the anybody else had visions?

  thread below ( http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10144&site=3).

  i have offered a prize of 50 american dollars or the equivalent in your currency of choice for whoever can guess (or envision or whatever) the contents of a picture i have chosen.. i will be emailing the picture, in password zip format to [email protected] along with unambiguous details of what qualifies as a correct guess.

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  I'll take a stab. I've been on drugs all night so maybe my psychic skills are higher than normal. Of course, the drugs could've just made me an idiot. Not sure which.

  I'm seeing a car sitting on a feild, with a tall person standing beside it. The car is red.
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  Tattoo You?

  by SixofNine in

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  don't take this as any kind of condemnation; it's just a question.

  i'm curious about what the tattooed among us think.

  why are you confident that you will be glad you have your tattoo ten or twenty years from now?

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  LOL...Naked is fun!
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  Tattoo You?

  by SixofNine in

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  don't take this as any kind of condemnation; it's just a question.

  i'm curious about what the tattooed among us think.

  why are you confident that you will be glad you have your tattoo ten or twenty years from now?

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  I'm 100 % confident too. My tat's are a part of me now that if they were gone, I'd feel naked.

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  MIRACLE CONDOMS! Awake issue

  by philo in

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  miracle condoms!

  (see free sample on back page of awake!

  magazine).

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  Dan don't feel too bad, you're not alone. Of course, I'm recovering from last night and am pretty stupid right now. LOL

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  GOOD QUESTION FOR IN BETWEENERS (Like me)

  by StifflersErSlayersBrother in

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  if your were requested for jury duty on a case involving a witness girl being molested or worse, what would your vote be against the wts?.

  guilty or not guilty?.

  ps, would vote guilty myself...

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  LOL Jay, yesterday he said that we aren't anything like he was taught we are. I think he's gonna make it.

  Slayer