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  YES I'M A JEHOVAHS WITNESS

  by goo in

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  but it's not as if i've got two heads or anything!!!.

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  goo.

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  Oh my freaking god!!! That's so disgusting.

  Where is the mark of the beast??

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  For Witnesses Only

  by Law in

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  what do witnesses think of other witnesses marrying nonwitnesses?

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  I'm sure that the elders won't let them get married in the Hall. So what does that tell you?

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  Tipping Your Hat to a Woman is SATANIC

  by JanH in

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  *** w52 4/15 254-5 questions from readers ***.

  "* is it proper for men to tip their hats to women?g.

  s., missouri.

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  They can, will and do pervert the simplist things.

  They can suck the joy of life right out of the room over anything. Pretty soon Kingdom Halls won't have the color green anywhere in them because of some association with St. Patrick's Day.

  I mean really!!!!

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  You Can See Me Dance The Polka Tra La La La.

  by Englishman in

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  when spencer traceys genial dr. jekyll started to whistle you can see me dance the polka we all knew what was about to happen.

  sure enough, within a minute or so, the hairs were growing on the back of his hands as the metamorphosis into the odious mr. hyde took effect.. so, im wondering, what exactly are the warning signs that signify that a normally pleasant human being is about to turn into that most wearisome of creatures, youve guessed it, the self-righteous condemning and critical jw?.

  i ask because of the impending visit of my auntie lou.

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  Maybe you have stumbled across some post hypnotic trigger word that has been implanted during the Watchtower study.

  You should tape record your conversations to find out what it is.

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  My PT Cruiser is here

  by joelbear in

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  yay,.

  just when i'm having the week from hell, my pt cruiser comes in 4 weeks early.

  stay tuned for pictures on my web page.. yay yay.

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  They only come in 4 door right??? ;-)

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  The Bible (A famous quote)

  by Big Jim in

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  whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, whith which more then half the bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon then the word of god.

  it is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.. thomas paine.

  1737-1809,anglo american politicl theorist, writer

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  slipnslidemaster

  Interesting thought.

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  In what order were the NT books written?

  by GinnyTosken in

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  "jude," she [sue bridehead] said brightly, when he had finished and come back to her; "will you let me make you a new new testament, like the one i made for myself at christminster?".

  how was that made?".

  "i altered my old one by cutting up all the epistles and gospels into separate brochures, and rearranging them in chronological order as written, beginning the book with thessalonians, following on with the epistles, and putting the gospels much further on.

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  slipnslidemaster

  Try this link:

  http://home.epix.net/~miser17/Thomas.html

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  GUNS???

  by Jimmer in

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  i've always wondered, what does that organization of stiff shirts teach and/or believe about hunting?

  target shooting?

  gun ownership?.

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  Come to think of it, I realized that my Dad used to go hunting alot when I was younger (70's) with my Grandfather. Then it seemed like all of the sudden it stopped. There were alot of brothers that hunted when I was younger but none now.

  There are a very few that still fish. I wonder when exactly the Society came down on Hunting and Fishing?

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  Governing Body Exit Doors

  by Skimmer in

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  consider the exit doors for the governing body.. we know that there was no authoritative governing body before 1976, so i will limit the scope of this thought to the time since then.

  how do members leave the governing body?.

  exit door number one: death; taken by most.. exit door number two: disgrace; taken by a couple.. exit door number three: triumph; taken by raymond franz.. has it ever been the case where a governing body member has left because of senility?

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  I myself am questioning the entire new corporation arrangement. How is the Governing Body retaining control?

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  in honor of the simpsons

  by dark clouds in

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  this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis i start this thread in the name of fun :.

  post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it.

  .. "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- homer

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  Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
  Marge : "Go crazy?"
  Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU
  WOODWOOD HALULAOGH!"
  Marge : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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  Homer : "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

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  Homer : "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

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