Last time an elder called on me for a "Shepherding Call" was five years ago.
I said, "Thanks, but I don't need a shepherding call. I'm fine. But, now that I'm reinstated, I could use your help in reconciling with some family members that became estranged while I was disfellowshiped!"
He said he'd have to get back to me.
As I said, that was five years ago. I'm still waiting.
Let's review: It's a cult!